How to treat a small and crooked penis

Patient's question:

Hello doctor
I previously tried the stimulation methods for the penis mentioned here, but they had no effect. Instead, my penis has become crooked to the right. Could this affect sexual function?
I also frequently masturbate. Now my penis is both small and crooked. What should I do now, doctor? I want to be free from doctors.

Doctor's answer:

Hello, according to your situation, you should best give up the bad habit of masturbation. The dangers and consequences of masturbation:
1. Masturbation is a severely damaging act to the body and spirit. It consumes "essence," which is the life-giving foundation and source of blood production, stored in the kidneys, which are connected to the marrow and brain marrow. Excessive consumption of essence can lead to hollow marrow, insufficient brain marrow, premature aging and early death, with extreme physical weakness being a secondary manifestation.
2. The human body is nourished by blood and qi, which come from food. Unconsumed blood and qi transform into essence during deep sleep and are stored in the kidneys, sealed within the bones for future needs. If consumption is low and savings are high, it is the guarantee of longevity and health; if consumption is high and savings are low, it is the premise of aging and a short life. Both masturbation and sexual activity manifest as the consumption of essence, and the excessive accumulation of this loss means a decline in quality of life and an early end to the life journey.
3. Masturbation not only damages the body's vitality but also harms the mind, causing mental fatigue, weak willpower, indecisiveness, procrastination, irritability, and suspicion and fear. When facing matters, one may either act hastily or withdraw, lacking patience, perseverance, and the confidence and courage to succeed. All of these are the result of insufficient essence unable to transform into qi.
4. Masturbation also affects intelligence. Long-term masturbation can significantly impair memory and thinking ability, with a lack of ability to learn and a rapid decline in academic performance being the most obvious manifestations. This is the result of insufficient essence unable to transform into qi, and qi unable to transform into spirit.
5. The uncontrolled and rampant nature of masturbation in Western medicine