Single public hazard

Author: Wang Tao
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Publish Date: 2005-07-01
Features: In this "capital"ism era, if you have "capital," you should do everything possible to make it generate more "profit"; if you don't have "capital" yet, you can use a "blade" to "manufacture" yourself into a "capital" woman. — From "Capital Women"
"Colorful men" are becoming more selective, and women, in turn, are becoming more perfect through this selectivity. "Colorful men" break the monotonous and colorless life, and "colorful men" teach women what tender affection and sweet words are. — From "The X-Files of Colorful Men"
Seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls are like sour fruits, tinged with green but full of vitality; twenty-four or twenty-five-year-old women are like ripe peaches, sweet without being cloying, making people crave them; while women in their thirties are like yellow mangoes that have been "squeezed" dry by time, with little meat and large seeds, making them unsellable at a good price. — From "Women at Thirty and 'Lac'"
The correct interpretation of "big breasts, no brains" should be: When men see women with "perky" figures, they experience brain anoxia, as if they've lost their minds. "Big breasts, no brains" is the highest praise for women with great figures; they can "kill" all men with their alluring physiques. — From "Women for the Delight of Their Own 'Breasts'"
Zhu Decong, born in 1960, has long entered his forties, and his observations of men and women have naturally reached the pinnacle of refinement through the of time. Stephen Chow is a genius in comedy, never playing by the rules. The union of Zhu Decong's language style and Stephen Chow's cinematic structure gives birth to the book in your hands. If you like either of the two or just one of them, you will love this book—certainly, I dare to bet. This book adopts Zhu's comic language style and Stephen Chow's "big talk" structure, all to bring you joy. Whether you're flipping through it to pass time on the subway, squatting on the toilet to fill in visual gaps, or reading it for any other reason or purpose, as long as it makes you laugh, I am satisfied. If laughter leads to reflection or even words, then may the Buddha bless you—may all be well!