Big Talk of Water Margin

Author: Niuhuang
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Publish Date: 2001-11-01
Features: When Wu Song wakes up on Jingyang Ridge, it's already a postmodern night, and he finds a tiger squatting in front of him. Although it has a golden-banded white face, its expression is as kind as a mother's. Postmodernism emphasizes dialogue; Wu Song lacks "anthropocentrism," and the tiger has no hegemonism. Jingyang Ridge develops ecotourism, and the tiger is a staff member for the "Killing Tiger One-Day Tour." Seeing that it's getting late, it earnestly asks Wu Song to act quickly. Wu Song feels a bit reluctant, and the tiger comforts him: "The eighteen bowls of wine you drank at the foot of the mountain were all fake. Now, even a cat can't kill you." Wu Song tries his strength, and indeed, he feels so frustrated that he wishes the tiger would just eat him. But the tiger has no interest in human meat: "Women have too much silicone, and men have too many hormones."
Synopsis: A witty Niuhuang pill interprets the power of humorists' communication. Peach Garden Oath, Three Heroes Battle Lu Bu, Fengyi Pavilion, Cao Cao Brewing Wine, A Thousand Miles Alone, Guandu Battle, Three Visits to Menghuo's Cottage, Changban Collapse, Debate with the Scholars, Jiang Gan's Trap, Borrowing Arrows with Straw Boats, Burning the Red Cliffs, Huarong Pass, Three Angers of Zhou Yu, Single-Edged Sword Meeting, Flooding the Seven Armies, Scalp and Cure, Cutting Mustache and Discarding Robe, Retreat to Maicheng, Cao Zhi's Poetry, Eight Diagram, Liu Bei's Last Words, Seven Captures of Menghuo, Outgoing Memorial, Scolding Wang Lang to Death, Empty City Strategy, Zhuge Liang's Formation, Wooden Ox and Flowing Horse, Ingenious Plans, Enjoying Life Too Much to Think of, Liu Bei thinks to himself: "I'll just delay them by saying we'll go to war. If we lose—won't they have to obediently come back with me to make straw sandals? If we win, though! I'll have wealth and fame—then the three of us can lead ten thousand subordinates, buy ten peach garden communities, and bring all the skilled shoemakers in the country together to make straw sandals."