Big Talk of the Red Chamber

Author: Niuhuang
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Publish Date: 2002-05-01
Features: Series of Niuhuang's hilarious and exaggerated works. There is nothing in the world that cannot be exaggerated, and no one who cannot be exaggerated. Exaggeration is a way of speaking, of course, not the only way. But, it is absolutely an important way, a way that the masses love to hear. Most people whisper sweet nothings to their wives (including girlfriends), talk nonsense to their superiors (including subordinates), tell the truth to their family members, and only speak exaggeratedly to their friends. So this book is for all friends. Only those who read it will tell you exaggerated stories.
Excerpt: Liu Laolao enters the Grand View Garden. Ping'er introduces one by one: "This is the world's 22nd-to-last salamander! That's the 101st speckled dog, this is the 72nd transformation of the golden monkey, and that's the 007 mermaid. Grandma, please eat slowly!" Liu Laolao heard this and almost shook her neck off. She kept eating while saying, "This is really harmful to biodiversity conservation! Well, it's one less when you eat one!"