G minor March (2)

Author: Xiao Ni Zi / Country: Mainland China
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Publish Date: 2006-03-01
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"Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was playing by the forest. Suddenly, she slipped and accidentally dropped the crystal ball on the ground. The crystal ball rolled and rolled, disappearing into the bushes. The bushes were eerie, and the princess dared not go in, crying desperately outside. At that moment, an enormous pig's head poked out from the bushes and said loudly, 'Princess, princess~ I can help you find the golden ball, but—haha, will you kiss me? If you kiss me, I'll turn into a prince~ and you'll be the princess~ It'll be perfect! The whole country will celebrate, even Jesus Grandpa will shed tears of excitement.' Because the pig's head was so annoying, the anxious princess didn't hear the end and just nodded in agreement. The crystal ball was found, and the princess, as promised, gently kissed the pig's head. Would it really turn into a handsome prince? The princess's heart raced—thump, thump, thump! In a flash of lightning—the princess had turned into a fat pig too! The just-transformed evil fat pig glowed like gold (because it had upgraded to the golden version), and it laughed triumphantly,：‘～^O^～Wow, I told you so—starting today, I'm the Pig Head Prince, and you're the Pig Head Princess!’”“Haha~, Xizheng, what do you think of this story? Doesn't it remind you of you andXX?” Since moving back to this city, I can only surf the internet when I'm bored. Today, I finally found Xizheng online, haha~ Of course, I had to tease him a bit.
"，～?” Xizheng's reply box popped out a few cold words. The guy always had a poker face, even when chatting online.
"?!" Xuan Zheng, look carefully—this is a philosophical story. Look what it says at the end: ‘Whether you're a princess in a fancy lace dress or a Cinderella who lost her glass slipper, you will definitely meet your prince in life. True love will come—love like a star, shining brightly!!’”
I quickly typed out these words, squinted my eyes, and stared at the last sentence for two seconds before hitting send.
Soon, Xizheng's reply came: “You're already bright enough, like a ‘morning star’.”
Ugh, this guy, this guy, this guy~ I originally wanted to use the story of the perverted pig's head to mock him and Qicai, but I ended up getting played by him. And he actually dared to bring up the ridiculous nickname Qicai gave me! Where am I bright? Where am I like a ‘morning star’?! Qicai's imagination is already troublesome, but even Xizheng this bastard is joining in! It's truly true—birds of a feather flock together, and so do their spouses!! P011-012