G minor March - (1)

Author: Xiao Ni Zi / Country:
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2006-06-01
Features: Haha, ~⌒O⌒~ The sun is really shining today. Just entered high school, and Yun Zhu, I'm sitting in a McDonald's restaurant next to the new school, "blasting" McDonald's with big mouthfuls. Hmm~,~, it's delicious, really delicious! It seems I'm quite easy to please, hehe. (^@^) "Oh~? Rainbow!!!" Yun Zhu suddenly shouted my name as if remembering something, scaring me half to death. This dead girl, despite having a charming, adorable girl-next-door face, always acts a bit neurotic and startles easily. "What?" I asked her, chewing on a chicken burger without much enthusiasm. "Aren't you the one who just bought a new Sky phone? ~^O^~ Take a picture of a handsome guy for your wallpaper! It's a sunny day today, perfect for capturing the lighting effect!" "—＿—^No way!!" I blurted out without thinking. "Why, why, why???" Yun Zhu yelled, deeply disappointed. I can't stand her anymore! "Taking a picture of a handsome guy is better than taking a picture of McDonald's. At least I can look at it every day to satisfy my cravings! Handsome guys can't be eaten. What's the use of taking their picture? —＿—^ It's just wasting my phone's memory! Besides, I see way too many handsome guys. You don't know, my family alone has five! They keep wandering around in front of me every day, making me dizzy. Now, whenever I see a handsome guy, I just lose my appetite! I still want to eat more delicious food, so please, spare me?" I said, shoveling fries into my mouth. "Seven Color, I'm doing this for your own good. Maybe you'll accidentally fall for a handsome guy while taking pictures." I fainted~ She's now acting like a matchmaker: "Then, a romantic mobile love story is about to unfold; then, you'll bid farewell to your single life at 16; then, you'll definitely become more feminine; then, you'll definitely stop thinking about food and won't be the little piglet you are now" "~~:-( Hey! Yun Zhu! Who do you call a little piglet??" I pouted and glared at her. Seriously, why would you call me that? ~~:-( I'm not even fat. 159.5cm tall, only 54kg, just a bit of baby fat on my face and a bit meatier in the waist area." "Did I say something wrong??" Yun Zhu also pouted and glared back at me. This damn brat~ Forget it, forget it. Considering her boyfriend Yu is my twin brother, I'll let you off this time. "Anyway, I'll never ruin my new Sky phone by taking a picture of a handsome guy for a wallpaper. Give up on this dream!" —＿— "Seven Color, haha, I'll be honest. Actually, I wanted to take a picture of a handsome guy for my own phone's wallpaper, but my phone's camera just broke. If it hadn't, I would have taken the picture myself. So, can I ask for your help this once? Take a picture and send it to me via MMS as my wallpaper, okay? Okay?? Seven Color" "－,.－^" I was speechless! She already has a boyfriend, why is she still so obsessed?! If I go back and tell him, they'll definitely fight again. "Seven Color~~!! Can you do it, huh? Can you do it, huh? Seven~~, Qiqi~, Cai Cai~, Little Qiqi" She kept saying this while shaking my hand. "Alright, alright!!! I'll take the picture for you!" I fainted~ If I don't interrupt her now, I'm afraid I'll die from all the sappiness. "—,.－^" I said, taking my phone out of my bag and aiming it at the world outside the glass storefront, emphasizing, "Only one picture, okay!" "Where are the handsome guys? Where are the handsome guys? Where are the handsome guys?" I muttered like a spell, eyes wide open, searching everywhere on my phone. "—,.－^" Frustrated, where were the handsome guys? There were dinosaur men everywhere! "Yun Zhu, let's give up. There are no handsome guys here" I was about to give up when suddenly, a guy appeared in the screen of my phone. My eyes lit up. "⊙○⊙^Wow~~!! He's so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!! Simply stunning, cool beyond words~~!! ⊙○⊙^" Before I could react, Yun Zhu had already rushed over to the guy, eyes sparkling, shouting excitedly. "Oh, My God~~!! Is he really an ordinary Earthling who grew up eating grains and vegetables like us? Oh, my god, just looking at his features is enough to make someone freeze solid: Won Bin's eyes, Song Seung-heon's nose, Rain's mouth, Won Bin's face shape—it's clearly a perfect upgrade version of a Korean handsome gentleman!! ⊙○⊙^" I fainted~ Yun Zhu is too exaggerated!! I admit he's more handsome than an average guy, but he's not "Wow~~!! Oh, my god, oh, my god, Seven Color, I've discovered a major problem—none of your five brothers are as handsome as him~~!! Not even Yu is as handsome as him!! I can't stand Yu anymore, I don't want Yu, I want him!!" "－;－^^^" I fainted again~~! This fickle, obsessed Yun Zhu, she's not fit to be my sister-in-law! But I really don't understand, how can that guy have such a strong aura? From the moment he walked into McDonald's, not just Yun Zhu, but every girl who saw him was completely stunned. In an instant, my surroundings were filled with the crazy screams of obsessed girls, just like a concert scene with a star making an appearance! I can't take it anymore, my ears are about to scream for help. I quickly grabbed Yun Zhu and tried to leave—my brothers are still waiting for me at home for the banquet. It's a banquet specially prepared to celebrate me and Yu entering high school, hehe. "Yun Zhu, stop looking, let's go! I've already taken his picture. You can look at it as much as you want when you get home, drool as much as you want" I pulled her to leave, but she didn't react at all~ Her mouth was still wide open, staring at the guy like a fool, muttering in a dreamlike state: "⊙○⊙^He's walking towards me~~, he's walking towards me~~" I looked up and—wow! Really~~!! He's really walking towards Yun Zhu~~! No way? He's hitting on a beauty like this? How trashy can someone be?! Yun Zhu is my future sister-in-law~~! She's Yu's!! I can't let him succeed!! I blocked Yun Zhu in front of me, adopting the golden move of a guardian of flowers, and yelled at the guy: "What do you want to do?? ~~⊙⌒⊙^ She has a boyfriend!!!" He just had a poker face, ignored me, and snatched my phone from my hand! It was about my phone!!! "Ugh~~, just now his fingers accidentally touched my fingers, it was so cold~ I immediately felt a big chill all over my body. But the strange feeling that the cold fingers transferred was even weirder, a feeling I've never had before~~:-( This damn cold-blooded animal, we've never met, why did he snatch my phone? Oh~~, turns out he wants to delete the picture I just took of him! Damn it! Are you going to die if someone takes a picture of you? Do you still have to worry about your right of publicity? It's an honor for me, a girl who gets sick from seeing handsome guys, to take a picture of you! Don't be clueless! ~~:-( Hmph~~! You want to delete it, I won't let you! Thinking about it, while he hasn't deleted the picture yet, I quickly prepared and snatched my phone back. "Give me! Give me my phone back! You damn guy!" I yelled at him while snatching the phone. But he seemed to be playing with me, no matter how I tried to snatch it, I couldn't get it. No, fighting him head-on like this is no match for him. I need to think of another way. Ah, I have it! His phone isn't sticking out of his pocket? Hmph~~, you snatched my phone, I'll snatch yours! "Give me! Give me!! ~~>O jump up to snatch the phone he held over his head, but he quickly bent down and reached into his pocket! Haha, I succeeded~ I successfully took his phone out! \(^o^)/Yeah~~! But how come~~? Why is his phone exactly the same as mine?! This is so annoying! I can't believe I have the same thing as such a damn guy!" "—＿—Damn girl! Give me my phone!" The cold-blooded animal finally spoke, but the words were infuriating. "No! No!! I won't give it to you!!" I held his phone triumphantly and made a at him. He was indeed furious, haha. Then, I turned my mouth and smiled at him again: "～⌒o⌒～ Fine, you can have it, but— you have to respectfully return my phone with both hands, and you can't delete the picture in the phone, and you have to apologize to me! ^0^" "—＿—You dare threaten me?" He stared at me coldly. Ugh, my mom, that gaze was like ice, cold and terrifying, and I couldn't help but shiver again. "Who's threatening who here? Anyone with eyes can see that I'm standing here peacefully, doing nothing to bother you, and it was you who suddenly lost your mind and came over to snatch my phone first!" I said loudly and confidently. Hmph~~, who's afraid of who? "I don't want to waste my time on someone like you!" He said this and snatched the phone from my hand. Damn it!! ~~:-( So uncouth, fighting over a phone with a girl! So, I also went wild and snatched the phone from his hand "——！！!" What sound?? Oh, My God~~! It turns out that in the struggle, we both dropped our phones into the arms of Mother Earth. "Oh, my god, my new Sky phone, it's so expensive, please, God, don't break it, please, God, don't break it" I knelt down and picked up my phone in panic. Yeah~~, great! \(^o^)/ It didn't break, haha! Thank you, God, I'll definitely burn more incense at the temple when I have time, hehe. As for that damn cold-blooded animal, he had already picked up his phone and left without turning back. Never mind, my brothers are still waiting for me at home, I grabbed Yun Zhu and left. Haha, dear foodies, here I come~~! \(^o^)/P11-17