Who am I? My love... ...

Author: Alemannia
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Publish Date: 2003-08-01
Features: I am a strange animal. A mysterious thing, with dog fur and a pig's head. But "Ha-ha, finally here, this must be the lion that should have arrived at three o'clock!" — "I am not your lion, sir." "Puff — I smell a dog today!" — "My fleas, I am absolutely not a dog." Not a crocodile, not a beaver, not a hippopotamus. Not a mole. Not a wild boar. But who am I? "Hello! I like your fur." "Don't you want to know who I am?" You are my love.