Q-version Chinese

Author: Lin Changzhi
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Publish Date: 2004-09-01
Features: Brief Introduction After Qin Shi Huang's death, the young Qin Ershi ascended the throne, and the eunuch Zhao Gao held absolute power. One morning during the court session, Zhao Gao brought a mandarin duck to the grand hall.
Qin Ershi: "Zhao, my dear minister, why did you bring a donkey to the hall so early in the morning?"
Immediately, beads of sweat formed on the foreheads of the ministers.
Zhao Gao: "Your Majesty has excellent eyesight! Although this was a mistake, it's much better than the joke of calling a stool a 'Iron Cat' last time."
Qin Ershi: "What is this thing with horns? Oh? It's defecating!"
Zhao Gao: "As the ruler of a nation, don't speak so crudely!"
Qin Ershi: "Alright, its buttocks are spitting!"
The ministers immediately fainted from laughter.
Zhao Gao: "Your Majesty, this is a horse!"
The ministers were stunned.
Qin Ershi: "You're joking, my dear minister. Although science has advanced with cloned cows and genetically modified pigs appearing everywhere, I still recognize a horse! A horse is much larger than this thing! A horse has a long, snout-like nose and fan-shaped ears."
The ministers fainted again—this time, one called the deer a horse, and the other called it an elephant. They thought, "Today, we're all crazy!"
See? Are you crazy now? Lin Changzhi's hilarious works will leave you laughing uncontrollably.