Joke Master

Author: Luo Qiu
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2004-05-01
Features: Foreigners are hosting a party for Christmas. The foreigner wants to throw a party, but his single dorm is too small, so he asks the Chinese roommate to borrow the place. "Hey, hello, I want to throw a party, but my place is too small, I'd like to borrow your place." The turtle and the snake are visiting a park, and they only have one ticket. The turtle wraps the snake around its neck. When entering, the ticket inspector, an eagle, says: "Stop." The turtle and the snake become nervous. The eagle then says: "Look at your turtle-like appearance, still wearing a tie!"
Dialogue: Customer: Manager Cai, I'd like to pick up a truckload of goods. Manager: Payment? Customer: No payment, but I have a lot of sincerity. Manager: Alright then, I'll send you a truck of love first. Customer:
Another dialogue: Liu Bin goes to his sister's workplace. The guard at the entrance asks: "Which person are you looking for?" Liu Bin says: "I'm looking for my sister." The guard asks: "What's your sister's last name?" Liu Bin says: "My sister naturally shares my last name." The guard asks: "Then what's your last name?" Liu Bin, unhappy, says: "You're really annoying. My last name is naturally the same as my sister's."
(Note: The "" is kept as it is, and all other Chinese text has been translated into English.)