Lin Changzhi Tells Stories: The Ga Ga Version

Author: Lin Changzhi
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-08-01
Features: Super absurd, super hilarious, super exciting, inspiring spiritual thinking, activating innovative creativity.
① King Qin was skeptical but unsure: However, I still feel something is off.
Jing Ke: Forget it, let's not talk about this. How about I show you the terrain of the Dukang area again?
King Qin nodded and said: Okay.
② Jing Ke: Luke, this is Handan, this is Paris, then Seattle, Jerusalem.
Damn it, how could there be a small knife here?
King Qin was terrified: This... how is it... There's such a sharp little knife in this map?
Jing Ke: Oh, my dear little knife, how could you be here? I've finally found you!
③ You don't know, I've been looking for you for three whole months!
Heaven is kind, Heaven is kind, I've finally found you! I've finally found you!
④ King Qin: Congratulations, congratulations, Jing Envoys, you've finally reunited with the little knife!
Seeing the opportunity was right, Jing Ke seized the moment
⑤ Suddenly grabbed the little knife, grabbed King Qin's sleeve with his left hand, and stabbed King Qin's chest with his right hand!
At that moment
⑥ Something terrible happened: Due to Jing Ke's excessive force, King Qin's sleeve actually tore!
Because of his excessive force, Jing Ke dragged King Qin's torn sleeve and fell to the ground with a thud, naturally missing his target.
Seeing the situation was bad, Jing Ke quickly clasped his hands and muttered:
Hōng hōng lama lama hōng
Ji ji ru lü ling!
You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me!
This book tells familiar stories in modern vernacular, including: The Chameleon, My Uncle's Trip to America, Jing Ke Assassinating King Qin, and Painted Skin, among others.