North University Drunken Hero's latest work -- Pointed by a Thousand

Author: Kong Qingdong
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Publish Date: 2006-09-01
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If people don’t provoke me, I won’t provoke them.
If people provoke me once, I’ll let them have three inches.
If people provoke me twice, I’ll return one needle.
If people constantly provoke me, I’ll cut the grass and remove the roots.
Kong Qingdong, a notorious bad guy in China, was once known as the "Drunkard of Peking University" but recently calls himself the "Old Worker of Peking University." With books like Forty-Seven Floor Forever, he has poisoned society widely. His recent works include Laughing Gods and Martial Heroes and Four Horses West Wind. His writing is both serious and humorous, sometimes sharp and sometimes erratic, detested by upright gentlemen. He is particularly renowned for his two unique skills: "Left-Right Mutual Struggle" and "Mournful Breeze."
This book is Kong Qingdong’s latest collection, selected from his Sina Weibo blog "Dongbo Academy." The text is freshly written, lively, fierce, and entertaining. Readers can enjoy the tragic and mock-mournful state of a bad guy under public condemnation.
The main skills of Dongbo Academy:
Han Yu said: "There are in thieves, and there are special targets for leaves. Our Dongbo Academy can’t cure all diseases, giving everyone a handful of nitre? After pondering for a smoke, the old monk tentatively lists the main skills of Dongbo Academy as follows:
Chinese Literature Bagua Palm, Modern Literature Six Harmonies Fist, Popular Literature Sweeping Leg, Martial Arts Linked Set, Jin Yong’s Heaven Sword, Drama Meteor Hammer, Mass Culture One Yin Finger, Regional Culture Sky-Stepping Leap, Education Nine Yang True Scriptures, Gaokao Reform Grappling Hand, Military Qiankun Great Shift, Anti-Corruption Integrity Toad Skill. Other skills are too numerous to mention—please consult a higher master.