Black Prince Alliance Army

Author: Sun Yujuan
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Publish Date: 2006-11-01
Features: "Ouch! It hurts so much!" I rubbed my head, which had been hit N times, tears welling up in my eyes. I adjusted my high-magnification glasses (sigh... definitely 800 degrees), and for the Nth time, I sighed, "Why? Why do I have to do this? Why is it always me? Waaa... After summarizing it all, I can only conclude—poor choice of company, careless in making friends..." My name is Han Miao Xi, 16 years old. I'm at the peak of my youth...☆☆I attend Red Leaf High School, in the senior division. I just promoted to a junior this summer, becoming a second-year student. There's nothing particularly special about going from a freshman to a sophomore, except that I've become the senior students' new target for teasing; in other words, I now have a legitimate excuse to boss around the freshmen! (Back then, I was also oppressed by seniors and seniors...) Hmm, at least there's some reward! ^O^^O^^O^ I thought I could peacefully spend my high school years, but no... - sigh! No... My friend Yu Zihan forcibly dragged me into the school's so-called "News Club." Calling it a "News Club" is already being generous to it. In reality, it's just a convenient place for the "gossip squad" in class to exchange rumors. Every two months, the newspaper is absolutely filled with extremely scandalous gossip, such as who broke up with whom today, who is going to confess to whom tomorrow, and who from another school will visit a club the day after tomorrow. Even more outrageous is that even the question of whether boys prefer triangle underwear or square underwear can be discussed with great enthusiasm by this gossip squad!!! -_-!!! Of course, occasionally, they also publish articles like study tips, but this is just to appease the (principal) and the teachers. The vice president of the News Club, Yu Zihan, is my long-time friend. This girl is what I call a "male-obsessed." She joined the News Club just to easily get information about handsome guys! This girl also has a "trick"—she falls in love at first sight with a guy every seven days on average!!! Thanks to this friend, my ( means "" in Chinese) is now filled with unexpected "surprises." Today, my "misery" is also thanks to her! Originally, this issue of the school newspaper was supposed to feature an interview with an excellent student, which should have been Yu Zihan's task. But this brat said she was going on a date with her "love at first sight," crying and begging me to replace her for the interview task. What could I say? Go! Who else would she turn to if not me? Sigh! Careless in making friends! The most annoying one is our president, Wu Jing Jing. She says that when interviewing excellent students, one must appear "deep" (knowledgeable). And glasses are the best proof of "depth"?! This is nonsense! According to her logic, then my 93-year-old grandmother in my hometown, who wears extremely "deep" reading glasses every day, is also extremely "deep." But what happened? She's still illiterate! Sigh! Now I fully understand the saying, "When you're under the eaves, you have no choice but to bow your head." What can I do? "Leaders" demand what they want, and we just have to do it! Due to my unaccustomed "depth" in glasses, I bumped into six people and seven times on the way...