Women are harder to understand than God -- Crazy Beauties Series

Author: Bei Yang
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Publish Date: 2005-10-01
Features: In "Women, Harder to Understand Than God," Bei Yang delves deeply into the complexities of female psychology, explaining the inscrutable machinations of women's minds. According to Bei Yang's insight, understanding women is harder than understanding God. Any smelly man who has experienced tense romantic scenes must have felt this kind of pain. We usually judge women by reasoning. For example, since she spent so much money on a cheongsam, you'd expect her to wear it every day. But she ends up wearing it only once and then hangs it up, letting it gather dust. When you ask her why, she can't give a reason. If you insist on asking, she'll casually say, "I don't like it anymore." Women are simply emotional beings, not logical ones. Whatever they say at any given moment is true. When she said she would always love you, she genuinely meant it. And when she says she doesn't love you now, she really doesn't love you anymore. There's no groundbreaking, universally acknowledged truth to it—just their intuition. Alas, women's intuition may not always be reliable, but when it is, it's often spot on. Smelly men can't figure things out through reasoning, but women can sense them with their intuition. So when a smelly man falls in love with a lady, she knows immediately that he's got designs on her. But when a lady falls in love with a smelly man, he might never realize it his entire life. Writing this, I can't help but feel deeply sorry for smelly men.