Cooking Noodles on a Roll: A Discussion on Tsinghua

Author: Last
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Publish Date: 2004-05-01
Features: "People compare people, and it kills people." I don't believe this until I got into Tsinghua; after getting into Tsinghua, I believe it. The highest level of occupying a seat is having no seat in sight but a seat in the heart. Once you have a car, you will definitely lose it—just like how you can always get eggshells when buying fried eggs in the canteen. One oddity of Tsinghua is that its east gate faces south. The pH level of sweethearts' words is extremely low; if collected in small bottles and condensed, they can be used to make sweet and sour cabbage. Malicious flattery always boosts sweethearts' wit. —— New Work by Last, with over 1,000,000 online clicks and more than 1,000 reprints. Do you want to hear the legend of Tsinghua's treasure map? Do you want to see Tsinghua teachers' killer moves to gain popularity? Do you want to know the "number one pest" of Tsinghua? Have you experienced living with Tsinghua's "geniuses"? Do you want to learn about the characteristics of several Tsinghua virtual people? Have you heard of a love story between a Tsinghua boy and a Peking University girl that lasted eight years since high school? Describing Tsinghua from the perspective of a Tsinghua student, telling moving and interesting life stories, and sharing the myriad things in Tsinghua campus with a smile—is this not the duty of an old internet enthusiast who loves digging holes and filling them? Dear readers, if you can understand the impatient enthusiasm of an eager old internet enthusiast, please bravely, resolutely, and with a smile, open this book.