Very moisturizing (A Day in the Life of Mr. Thirteen-Dependent)

Author: Zhu Yeqing
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Publish Date: 2006-01-01
Features: Very nourishing, colloquial, meaning comfortable, like a long-droughted plant receiving rainwater. I have little requirement for life and am easily satisfied. Two ounces of old wine and a joke can make me feel blissful, as if walking in the rain and forgetting to take an umbrella, still laughing heartily. The method of being nourished is easy to come by. For example, drinking wine at noon has many benefits. After drinking, one can sleep soundly, and upon waking, the daytime is still visible, making one feel very refreshed, as if dividing the day into two halves and living an extra day. It turns out that lunchtime wine is actually a magical secret to prolonging life. Drinking too much wine still doesn’t make one understand the value of life, such as marriage. Running around in gender relationships for half a lifetime, I’ve never figured out which way the door of marriage opens. Indeed, I can’t tell whether my life’s path is falling into a trap or escaping one. As a result, my mind becomes hazy, and interpersonal interactions become simple. It’s hard to be smooth in dealing with people, and I speak straight, as if a single intestine runs from my mouth directly to my anus, lacking any twists and turns. Once, a friend frankly told me, "Your biggest flaw is your lack of smoothness." I helplessly defended myself, "My biggest strength is my lack of smoothness." Marriage and drinking are actually similar. No matter how it is, the goal must be nourishment, not whether the process is smooth or not. God never stops you from dying just because you are smooth. Thinking about smoothness, it’s really useless. So, I consider my lack of smoothness as a treasure for gaining nourishment.