Splitting up is great!

Author: Ai Lin
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2004-08-01
Features:
Breakup Declaration 1: Being with you, I can't see where the future lies.
Breakup Declaration 2: Is it you who needs me to lean on, or do I lean on you?
Breakup Declaration 3: Your girlfriend should be Wonder Woman, not me.
Breakup Declaration 4: From now on, just sleep with your Barbie and big-eyed dolls!
Breakup Declaration 5: You wasted 360 hours and 27 minutes of my youth waiting for you. Please calculate it into cash and pay me back!
Breakup Declaration 6: Buddy-calling you and leaving—what's that about? Are you trying to be gay?
Breakup Declaration 7: When I needed you, you were never around. What's the difference between one person and two?
Breakup Declaration 8: You married me just to carry on the family line—am I just a stud?
Breakup Declaration 9: Go home and date your mom!
Breakup Declaration 10: You're right, but I really don't love you.
Breakup Declaration 11: Are you your HONEY, or your MONEY?
Breakup Declaration 12: Money is precious, love is even more so. If for freedom's sake, both can be abandoned!
Breakup Declaration 13: Sorry! We're just not "sexually" compatible.
Breakup Declaration 14: Not catching a plant disease from you is a blessing from my ancestors!
Breakup Declaration 15: It would be too if you didn't become a monk and chant scriptures in the temple!
Breakup Declaration 16: If your mouth gets any more bitter, I'll say goodbye to you!
Breakup Declaration 17: Since your first love was so great, why not go back and find her?
Breakup Declaration 18: Oh God, save me!
Breakup Declaration 19: I want hugs, not violence!
Breakup Declaration 20: Why not spend money if you have it? Is it to buy a coffin?