Happy Life of Zhang Daming, the Wit

Author: Liu Heng
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Publish Date: 1999-01-01
Features: The content of this book: His name is Zhang Damin. His wife's name is Li Yunfang. His son is named Zhang Shu, which sounds awkward, like an old comrade. Changing it to Zhang Lin is too common. Now his son is called Zhang Xiaoshu. Zhang Damin is 39 years old, 1.5 years older than his wife and 25.5 years older than his son. He is not tall. His wife is 1.68 meters tall. His son is 1.74 meters tall. He is 1.61 meters tall. When the couple goes out for a walk, standing far away, the tallest is the mother, and the shortest is the only son. Last year he quit smoking, and his buttocks doubled in size in a blink of an eye. Wearing shoes, he weighs 84 kilograms, 50 pounds heavier than his wife, and 40 pounds heavier than his son, equivalent to half a pig. Walking on the street again, the shorter one slowly rolls by the taller one's side, legs invisible, basically just a ball.

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