The most exciting joke story collection

Author: Yuan Jianfeng
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2006-10-01
Features: Not impressive
"King of Sing" Harry sang a song in the karaoke hall and returned to his seat, excitedly asking his friend, "How did I sing?"
His friend said, "You sang very well; however, it would have been better if you hadn’t sung."
A Flatterer
The beggar knocked on the door, and the hostess, seeing him, scolded, "You look strong enough to earn a steady living in a mine and have no need to beg."
"Yes, ma’am," he replied, "And you’re quite attractive—should be on stage instead of doing housework."
"Hold on," the hostess said, her cheeks flushing. "Let me see what I have."
A Beggar Wanting Cash
Rich man: "I’m giving you this pair of pants. Look—they’re almost new."
Beggar: "May God bless you. Now, please grant me my second wish: buy this pair of pants from me—they’re almost new."
The Answer Is No Longer Here
One day, the beggar went to see the rabbi and said, "Alas, Rabbi, I have a tricky question: If a person is hungry and has no money, what should they do?"
The rabbi thought for a moment and gave him some coins.
The next day, the beggar knocked on the rabbi’s door again: "Rabbi, I have a tricky tricky question."
"Is it the same as yesterday’s?"
"Yes, indeed, Rabbi."
"Didn’t I already tell you the answer to that question?"
The beggar smiled: "Yes, Rabbi, but when I got home, I wanted to fully understand your answer, but it’s no longer there. Now, I must ask you for a new answer."