Why We'll Never Understand Each Other

Author: WileyMiller
Publisher: Not available
Publish Date: 2003-08-01
Features: NonSequitur has been entertaining fans for more than a decade, with its Twilight Zone of cartoon moments. Day after day, NonSequitur hilariously jabs at the feats and foibles of life, skewering everyone from politicians to teenagers. Wiley's irreverent, satirical wit, combined with his superbly crafted illustrations, confirms that the universe is one big joke at humanity's expense. That said, some of NonSequitur's most popular panels have been the ones where Wiley has offered his mistakes on 'What he heard/what she said.' In strip after strip, the cartoonist succinctly captures the absurd and unexpected miscommunications that lie at the heart of every relationship. For example:
o What he heard: 'Let's go drain the life force from your body.'
What she said: 'Let's go shopping.'
o What he heard: 'Honey, why don't you put your head in a vice and I'll turn the handle until your skull explodes.'
What she said: 'Honey, why don't we turn off the TV and just talk.'
o What she heard: 'Life as we know it will cease to exist unless you can alter the space-time continuum.'
What he said: 'Honey, are you almost ready yet?'
Everyone who's ever tried talking to anyone about anything will find Why We'll Never Understand Each Other to be the perfect way to laugh about it all, and maybe—or maybe not—try again.