Nini Lollipop-(1)

Author: Xiao Ni Zi / Country:
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Publish Date: 2006-07-01
Features: "Ranxi" "Han`` How come it's always these two nonsensical characters? What does it mean?? Don't play word games with me, okay?? This girl doesn't like to think!!!” Seriously, what a weirdo, like he was reciting a spell. “Do you know who I am?” He didn’t answer my question but instead blurted out, “Ah`, ‘Zombie from Negative N Degrees,’ what a stupid question you asked? You obviously know we’ve only just met today, how could I possibly know who you are? Cut it—do you think you’re famous? Do you think just because you look slightly human, everyone has to know who you are and kneel down at your jeans’ feet? Watch out, you might fall into a wine jar and die from drunkenness”“I am” You are? Who exactly are you~~?? Are you the middle school senior—An Shengyu—of the rumored “so handsome that even the goddess of beauty would have to resign” Ice Yu? Are you the high school senior—Bing Ling—of the rumored “if a girl meets him and doesn’t get stunned, she must be a lesbian (GL)” Ice Yu? Or are you “I’m a moth”“Ah`??? What`??? Moth???” I almost passed out from shock. Damn it, what an unpleasant idiot, at least you could have guessed close to what I was thinking~ I wasted so much effort trying to guess who you areXXXXXX “Haha, your name is Moth, right? Haha, that’s so funny~ Did your parents work in insect catching? Hahaha Moth?! Hahahahaha…·Moth??! Hahahahaha” I laughed so hard I fell back and forth, but when I looked again, I realized he had already disappeared`. Damn it, how did that guy run so fast? Did he really turn into a moth and fly away`? Oh well~ It’s better that he left, I was so glad he did anyway, I didn’t want him pestering me anymore. But didn’t he force me to come here? How come he left first? He’s either crazy or has lost his mind! Oh dear~ Why did I waste so many brain cells on that “zombie idiot,” my campus short film isn’t finished yet, and I still need to check if that shiny guy got hurt. Han Xibe, hurry up, hurry up! So, I dashed to school as fast as I could.“Han Xibe, where did you go, we haven’t finished filming today~ How much precious time did you waste? You’re just a tiny, tiny side character, and I wouldn’t have even cast you if you weren’t so ugly and fit the role. What do you think you are! Seriously!” From far away, our drama club president and director of Beach High School was yelling at me like a scornful woman, “What do you think you’re doing, showing off like this~~?” I didn’t back down either and yelled back, “I wasn’t showing off at all~”“When I ‘jumped’ down from the teaching building’s rooftop just now, why didn’t I see you and the filming crew? You clearly said there would be a cushion down there, why was it a pile of smelly, rough, and unsafe junk boxes instead? If my skin wasn’t thick, I would have definitely gotten hurt!!”“You brat, why are you yelling at the leader like that~~? I didn’t want to, but the antique cushion in our school got chewed up by those damn mice, so I only realized it at the last minute. I had to borrow some boxes from the school’s trash can to use as a temporary cushion to save the day, and then led the crew to borrow one from the neighboring school~ You’re always so wordy with your lines, how could I know you’d jump down so fast”“I nearly fainted—Turns out it was something like that”“Just send someone to borrow the cushion, why do we need to mobilize a whole pack of wolves like we’re going to pick up a girl~?”“Ahhh, what little IQ does a side character have~ You don’t even understand that? More people show sincerity, and only then will they be willing to lend us the cushion”“I nearly fainted again…!” After fainting, I smacked my forehead and suddenly shouted, “And that handsome male actor, the shiny one! I forgot him again when I was talking to him! I don’t know where he went, did he get seriously injured? Thinking about how delicate he looks, he must get hurt easily!!”“He’s already been saved by a bunch of fangirls, you giant dinosaur don’t need to worry about him anymore!!”“Also, are you hallucinating and thinking you’re on the planet of the dead king~~? You got the wrong actor, you know? The guy you’re talking about isn’t your temporary co-star at all—he just texted me to take a leave of absence and said he’d be late. That guy doesn’t know where he crawled out from, probably thought he could be a hero because you actually jumped”“Ah```!! Not really? He’s not my temporary co-star? With my not-so-low IQ, how could I possibly get that wrong Oh dear~ It’s possible, it’s possible, this world is full of endless unpredictable possibilities! Haha, he’s okay, that’s good!! Haha, I told you so, how could a place full of frogs like our beach high school possibly have someone so handsome they’re smoking”“La la la~~, I, Han Xibe, am so lucky to have given my first kiss to such a shiny, handsome guy, haha, hehehe, ah, ha ha haP23-24