Alright, here is the translation following your instructions: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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Buying a House Quotes
Confucius: Among three people, there must be a buyer.
Laozi: Why buy a house? The reason cannot be expressed in words.
Zhuangzi: How happy the developer is!
Zhu Xi: We should carefully observe the house buyers to understand the ultimate truth of the world.
Balzac: Things in the world are never absolute; the outcome depends entirely on the individual. Buying a house is a stepping stone for geniuses, a treasure for capable people, and an abyss for the weak.
Shelley: The housing exhibition has already opened; when will the buyers arrive?
Da Vinci: Who doesn’t want to buy a house? Those who don’t are placing themselves in the ranks of the lower class.
Camus: When humans buy a house, God laughs.
Nietzsche: If you keep staring at the other side of the sales office, the sales girl will start staring at you too.
Sartre: In your impression, hell should have sulfur, blazing fires, and torture racks. What a joke! Why need racks? The sales office is hell!
Adam Smith: An invisible hand guides the purchase of houses.
Schlaupner: If you don’t know where to buy a house, look inside the most expensive one.
Lawrence: Buying a house—this is life.
Darwin: After owners stopped living in trees, buying a house is a reasonable evolutionary direction.
Heisenberg: We are uncertain which residential area the owner will buy, but the owner is indeed spending money very quickly.
Einstein: Whether the owner buys the house or the house buys the owner depends on your reference coordinate.
Zun Zhibao: There was once a great house before me, but I didn’t cherish it well. When I lost it, I realized how regrettable it was. The greatest pain in life is this. If heaven could give me another chance, I would say three words to it: "I buy you!"
Tang Sanzang: When you understand the meaning of "sacrificing life for righteousness," you will naturally go to buy a house with these owners.
Zi Xia: You may guess the beginning, but you can’t guess the ending.
Sun Wukong: Long night, long night, unable to sleep. I thought only I couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t buy a house, but it turns out you can’t sleep either.
Guanyin: When you buy a house, you will realize that you are Sun Wukong.
Zhu Bajie: Owners buy houses while blowing a ball, blowing a big ball.
Wei Xiaobao: It’s truly impressive that owners can buy houses; fame is not as good as meeting in person. My admiration for them is as endless as the flowing waters of the Yangtze River.
Qiuxiang: As one of the owners who can buy houses, are you under a lot of pressure?
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