Selected Humorous Mobile Phrases (2006 Edition)

Author: Li Han
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Publish Date: 2006-01-01
Features: There was originally no desert in the world. The moment I think of you once, God drops a grain of sand, and thus the Sahara is formed! If a husband doesn't give flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife should put a bunch of vegetables in the vase at home.
First Rule: The wife is always right.
Second Rule: If the wife is wrong, please refer to the First Rule.
Therefore, the Buddha says: It takes five hundred rebirths to earn a mere passing glance in this life. If it's truly so, I would give ten thousand chances to meet you and tell you, "I really want to love you well."