Haha, you'll die if you don't pay!

Author: Lu Wo Xing
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-10-01
Features:
Rongshu Xiaoye - You'll Die Laughing Series, Volume 7: A Collection of Classic Internet Humor, featuring classic internet short stories such as:
"The Phone Slacking Incident in the Dormitory,"
"The Most Awesome English Translation in the World,"
"The Most Tragic Online Meeting Was This,"
"Quick Weight Loss Methods," and more, making you laugh until you can't move!
Rongshu Xiaoye - You'll Die Laughing Series, Volume 7: A Collection of Classic Internet Humor, featuring classic internet short stories such as:
"The Phone Slacking Incident in the Dormitory,"
"The Most Awesome English Translation in the World,"
"The Most Tragic Online Meeting Was This,"
"Quick Weight Loss Methods," and more, making you laugh until you can't move!
For example --
During college, my classmates and I went to play CS, and on the way back, we kept discussing the battle. Old Black had a loud voice and was still upset about his performance, blaming his friend Xiao Liang: "You idiot, that cop was hiding over there with a bag, just give him one stab!" Just as he finished speaking, we heard someone beside us say: "You guys, come here!" We turned around, and a police officer was staring at us menacingly.
Additionally --
Two drunkards were speeding in a car.
A: "Be careful! There's a sharp turn ahead."
B: "What? Aren't you driving?"
Moreover --
When wolves invaded, the small animals formed a suicide squad to fight back.
Mantis: "I have twin blades."
Hedgehog: "I'm covered in hidden weapons."
The longhorn swayed its antennae while singing: "Hmph! I have nunchucks and double nunchucks! Hmph-hmph-ha-ha!"
There's also --
Wet who who and who! Who are you with?
You've got two down on you. You've got some skills.
Hello everyone! If you have something to say, then say it! If you have nothing to say, go home!
Business calls for business, no business, no court.
I. Youth Campus Chapter
I. Youth Campus Chapter
1. The Art of Misunderstanding in a University Dormitory
My classmate and his close friend got into a fight while playing. Later, they decided to settle it with "rock, paper, scissors," with the winner taking the lead and me acting as the referee. Hehe, here's their dialogue --
His friend: Hey, we're good buddies, why must we insist on a winner? Let's both throw "rock" and call it even, okay?
My classmate: No problem, we're good buddies!
They looked innocent as they spoke.
Next, I shouted "one, two, three, go!"
The result --
His friend threw "rock."
My classmate threw "paper."
What to do now?
During college, the students in the dormitory came from all over the world, and their languages were as different as chickens and ducks. One day, a Northeastern student and a Gansu student went to buy instant noodles. The Northeastern student muttered to himself: "What flavor is this? Maybe onion beef?" The Gansu student next to him asked curiously: "What do you mean 'what'?" The Northeastern student replied: "Eat it, it means food." In the evening, the three of us went to the bathroom, but the drain was clogged, causing it to overflow with "gold and silver." The Northeastern student saw this and exclaimed: "What to do now?" Before he finished speaking, the Gansu student behind him turned pale and kept dry heaving.
Don't judge a book by its cover
One of my close friends from a small town in Northeast China came to college, looking simple and unassuming. She said that in her hometown, it was a rare and honorable thing to get into university. After her name was announced, she went shopping with her mom. An old lady selling steamed buns asked her mom: "I heard from your grandfather that you have a daughter who got into university? Which one? Is she pretty?" Her mom was overjoyed and pointed to her: "That's our daughter! This one!" She was happy too, bowing her head and waiting for the old lady to praise her. The old lady didn't hold back, shouting loudly: "That's the girl! She's really a case of don't judge a book by its cover!" My classmate said she really wanted to smash the steamed bun stall at that moment.