On the days of murdering beautiful women

Author: Ji'an Animation Club
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Publish Date: 2005-11-01
Features: Crafted by the emerging writer Xiao Fei, recreating the classic burst of post-avant-garde humor. That day, I hid a knife in my trench coat because I wanted to kill an enemy. I hated her very much, but I couldn’t beat her, so I had to choose murder. She wasn’t tall, but she was a top student at a martial arts school. I estimated I couldn’t take her in a fight, so I had to hide a knife. She was very beautiful, but she never looked at me even once, so I hated her very much, and I wanted to murder her. I couldn’t murder her at her school because the kids there were all strong. After killing someone, I wouldn’t be able to escape unscathed. I couldn’t murder her at her home either because she didn’t know me, so she would definitely not let me in. I couldn’t murder her during the day either because if someone saw me, the police would arrest me. So at night, I hid in the cold, waiting for her on her way home. To build up courage, I drank an entire bottle of Erguotou (two-ounce bottle). But I don’t drink much baijiu, so after waiting for a while, I fell asleep. The next morning, I came down with a cold. Now, I’m getting IV drips in the hospital. But I won’t give up. The doctor said I have to stay for two more days before I can leave, so I still have to wait two more days to continue my plan.
"Hmm, nurse! Where’s the knife in my trench coat?"
"Oh, may I borrow it?"
"What for?"
"To peel an apple~"