Crazy SMS Fun

Author: Power Hotpot
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Publish Date: 2005-08-01
Features: Fish says: I open my eyes every moment just to be in your eyes forever; Water says: I flow endlessly every moment just to embrace you forever; Pot says: Almost done, still being so silly!
During a military exercise, a shell went off far away. The soldier sent to investigate found the shell had landed in a field, where you stood. Your clothes were torn, your face blackened, tears in your eyes, saying, "Stealing a cabbage, really worth bombing?"
You reflect human flaws better than a mirror, are more knowledgeable and talented than Zhuangzi, and more strategic than Sun Tzu, so people affectionately call you Mirror Zhuangzi Sun Tzu. I see vicissitudes in your expression, confidence in your eyes, the passage of time on your forehead, and scallions between your teeth—go brush your teeth!
Thinking of you makes me unable to think; dressing up lacks style; I can't form any feelings with anyone; going anywhere is unwelcome; even my heart skips a beat when it's fine.