Female dormitory gossips and late-night talks

Author: Power Hot Pot
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Publish Date: 2005-08-01
Features: The Most Popular and Hilarious Collection in History!
Girls' dormitory walls are white, boys' dormitory walls are floral.
Girls' dormitory windows are transparent, boys' dormitory windows are colorful.
Girls' dormitory smells are fragrant, boys' dormitory smells are mixed.
Girls' dormitory floors are spotless, boys' dormitory floors are stained with everything.
Girls' dormitory personal belongings are separate, boys' dormitory personal finances are all over the place.
Girls' dormitory slippers are pairs, boys' dormitory slippers are counted individually.
In girls' dormitories, not washing socks is the norm; in boys' dormitories, washing socks is the norm.
Girls' dormitory walls are pasted with exam schedules, boys' dormitory walls are pasted with holiday schedules.
Girls' dormitories are for girls, boys' dormitories are for boys!
I've had a crush on her for two years, but I've never had the courage to confess.
With my friends' encouragement, I finally wrote a love letter full of affection.
But every time I saw her, the hand holding the love letter couldn't come out of my pocket.
And so, I wasted many opportunities, and the love letter became wrinkled.
Finally, one day, with some unknown courage, the moment I saw her, I shoved the wrinkled love letter into her hand and fled in a hurry.
The next day, she called me, saying she wanted to meet.
Excited and nervous, we met under the dim streetlights.
She looked at my anxious self and asked: "Why did you give me a hundred yuan yesterday?"
Boy: Really, I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before.
Girl: That's why I don't go there anymore.
Boy: Is this seat taken?
Girl: Yes, if you sit here, my seat will be empty too.
Boy: Are we going to your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go home, I go home.
Boy: By the way, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a pig farmer.
Boy: Hey, beauty, what's your zodiac sign?
Girl: I'm unemployed.
Boy: Where did you go when you were young?
Girl: I was busy avoiding you!