Lin Changzhi telling a story. Ga Ga version

Author: Lin Changzhi
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-08-01
Features: Super absurd, super hilarious, super exciting, inspiring spiritual thinking, activating innovative creativity.
① Qin Wang was skeptical but unsure: However, I still feel something is off.
Jing Ke: Forget it, let's not talk about this. How about I show you the terrain of the Dukang area again?
Qin Wang nodded and said: Okay.
② Jing Ke: Luke, this is Handan, this is Paris, then Seattle, Jerusalem.
Damn it, how could there be a small knife here?
Qin Wang was horrified: This... how is there such a sharp little knife in the map?
Jing Ke: Oh, my dear little knife, how could you be here? I finally found you!
③ You don't know, I've been looking for you for three whole months!
Heaven is kind, Heaven is kind, I finally found you! I finally found you!
④ Qin Wang: Congratulations, congratulations, Jing Envoy, you've finally reunited with your little knife!
Seeing the opportunity was right, Jing Ke seized the moment
⑤ Suddenly grabbed the little knife, grabbed Qin Wang's sleeve with his left hand, and stabbed Qin Wang's chest with his right hand!
At that moment
⑥ Something terrible happened: Due to Jing Ke's excessive force, Qin Wang's sleeve actually tore!
Because of his excessive force, Jing Ke dragged Qin Wang's torn sleeve and fell to the ground with a thud, naturally missing his target.
Seeing the situation was bad, Jing Ke quickly clasped his hands and muttered:
Hōng hōng lama lama hōng
By the law of the fast!
You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me!
Hello everyone, I'm Lin Changzhi, who's so handsome that chickens fly and eggs scatter.
After my first work, The Diary of Sha Monk, received widespread praise, I continued to strive and formed my own creative group, "The Six Who Tear Muscles."
In 2003, the first works published by "The Six Who Tear Muscles" were warmly welcomed by the public.
This book, Lin Changzhi Tells Stories, is the second work by our creative group.
First, when reading this book, I'd like to give everyone a suggestion:
Treat it as a humorous animated cartoon like Tom and Jerry!
Because when we were writing, we always aimed to bring readers simple joy, allowing people to relax their tired minds and bodies after stressful work and study.
I think our state of mind is just as exciting as when Disney Company adapted fairy tales and classic novels into fun animated cartoons back then.