K file 1

Author: Wang Xue et al.
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-01-01
Features: Randomly flipping through The K Files brings you such a sense of pleasure. First, the funny and humorous images on the left page will bring you reading pleasure. As your reading curiosity extends to the text on the right page, and even with casual browsing and handling, the aesthetic pleasure will continuously rise and gather into a pearl in another dimension of your mind. You can carry this pleasure in your pocket, possess it at different times and places, torment it, and piece it together. You can even be your own K enthusiast and playfully mess with The K Files, tearing it into pieces, crumpling it, sticking it on the wall, placing it under your pillow, on your desk, or throwing it into the trash—do whatever feels comfortable.
This book is for 33 types of readers:
For the indifferent,
For the forgetful,
For the king of karaoke,
For bloggers,
For CS players,
For users,
For second glance beauties,
For campus geniuses who can’t pass the CET-4,
For TOEFL test-takers,
For taxi drivers,
For those rejected for visas abroad,
For Star Wars fans,
For shy fitness instructors,
For police officers who love watching movies,
For slightly off-key IT professionals,
For travelers taking trains alone,
For artistic youth playing the guitar on the subway,
For warriors who never give up on daydreams,
For those with cyclical depression,
For chess enthusiasts,
For practitioners of,
For those with slightly split personalities,
For those who don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day,
For entertainment reporters who often think about quitting,
For archaeologists,
For archivists,
For science PhDs,
For women with chocolate cysts,
For couples called "poopopo" by their partners,
For those who skip breakfast,
For elites recently laid off by their bosses,
For handsome men who just broke up with someone,
For Da Bao’s friends.
This book has 25 ways to read it:
Read from the front,
Read from the back,
Read randomly,
Read by skipping pages,
Read according to the index on each page,
Read whichever page the wind blows to,
Read the page with your secret number,
Read the page you don’t want to read,
Read with your eyes covered,
Read with the titles covered,
Read in the toilet,
Read in traffic jams,
Read in meetings,
Read in public classes,
Read after lunch,
Read when you’re bored,
Read in a café,
Read on the subway,
Read the one next to you,
Read the one waiting for the bus in front of you,
Read two pages when you want to curse,
Read two pages when you’re alone,
Read two pages when you can’t sleep,
Read two pages when you’ve had too much to drink,
Read two pages right now.