Am I in love with that guy?

Author: Ma Jingda / Lian Songtao
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-04-01
Features: 2000s super HOT bestseller ongoing, the fastest-spreading ultra-popular hilarious romance novel, spicy and fiery campus life, the hilarious romance of a super, the ultra-cool time-traveling trendy item for "Korean wave" fans. Ignites the new force of "cartoon-style love diary" in the diverse era, the most and stylish new generation of cartoon-style love diary. Everything I envy:
- Measurements: 36-24-36
- Face: Simply the Eastern version of Sally Seo, the Asian Nicole Kidman. If forced to describe with a four-character idiom, it's just—beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
- Figure: Once stood next to Xiao Rang and Tian Xin, yet no one noticed them; if forced to describe with a four-character idiom, it's just—great, great, great, great!
- Personality: Graceful yet not lacking refinement, cool yet not losing tenderness, gentle yet slightly quirky, shy yet measured.
- Social Life: Loved by all, has countless friends. Nickname: Masterpiece of the Ages.
The above description is purely personal fantasy. The real situation is as follows:
- Measurements: 31-26-26
- Face: Ordinary yet unremarkable. If forced to describe with a four-character idiom, it's just—gender-neutral!
- Figure: Like a zucchini lacking nutrients. If forced to describe with a four-character idiom, it's just—gender-neutral!
- Financial Situation: Always broke when it's time to spend, and never wants to spend when it's time to sleep.
- Social Life: Despised by all, lives alone.
- Catchphrase: "Are you sweeping the toilet?" "Your mouth stinks so much!"