Watch your phone

Author: Xia Jing
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Publish Date: 2005-01-01
Features: Female writers excel at crafting novels using methods like endearing banter, tearful lament, or even "spilling their hearts," and sometimes write poetry or essays to express their youthful sentiments. Occasionally, they might say sharp, biting words, but those who truly understand wit and humor are rare. In fact, women with "cold wisdom" are quite formidable. After reading Looking at Your Phone, you might say: "Wives should be foolish, while lovers should be clever." And "cold wisdom" surpasses cleverness even further, so Xia Jing can only resort to his Devil's Dictionary.
— What's more, Xia Jing's writing is a typical product of modern tabloid culture—humorous, witty satire, appropriately quoted, and keenly observant, making it an accessory to "gossip culture."
— Xiao Tongqing
Distance creates beauty, as it lends aesthetic and intellectual brilliance to these popular topics. What's particularly valuable is the author's empathy for himself, others, and the helplessness of life and the weaknesses of human nature, which imbues the narrative with warmth.
— Lu Jianhong
Suddenly, all topics about "sex" in Xia Jing's hands are like that "little mouse" darting back and forth—no matter which direction you run, you can't escape her playful grasp. Unfortunately, she herself is like a child playing the game, unable to expel her inner desires like a true mouse.
— Shen Yeqing
Love is increasingly sour, the poor and the sweet of love, encounters with the boss, the little schemes of men and women, who makes men and women laugh tonight, it's too cold to run away tonight, short skirts, extramarital affairs, and raises, sexy is also changing, the love that has fallen, speaking to the heart of men, enjoy it, go to hell, test your sexual maturity, laughing at love, loving a little woman, "private chat can get pregnant," one party has changed their heart, Pan, Du, Deng, Xiao Xian, when meaning dissolves into flirting, married women play with their hearts, Confucius's explanation of love is different, the way is not planned, the style of extramarital affairs, no one deliberately changes their heart, be a wife like being a stepmother, loving a little man, never talk about forever, loving the unconventional, who is your sexual fantasy, just want to be a good wife, watch your phone, though lonely, still timid, a red branch escapes the wall, when a married person encounters another married person, love and prejudice, who suffers the most, planting dragon seeds, harvesting fleas, the yin and yang are no longer funny, the art of safe meat, love a hundred years later, my love, my wall, insomnia, more soul, dark and drooping, meat lovers, "beauty" calls the spade a spade, playing in middle age, four dogs on the love road, bare buttocks, red six, LOVEANDOVER, making awkward people awkwardly, encountering awkward feelings, the pleasure of stealing, women are lustful and self-absorbed, with women traveling together, old loves don't dream, women smoke, it's not wrong, the wisdom of rural life, secret love, Plato's reason, the eyes of longing beans, the law of stability, no time can turn back, penguin couple, the choice of doing nothing, using four ounces to move a thousand pounds, stealing and being moved, the sound of love, loving women, if you love him, torment him, just go back ten years, who teased whom, looking at women, how can one relieve sorrow? Only by going to bed.