Jia Baoyu's Diary

Author: Ye Qing
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-01-01
Features:
1. This is a tear-jerking novel,
2. This book reveals the twisted and absurd inner world of Jia Baoyu;
3. It completely records the romantic secrets of Jia Baoyu with four women, absolutely true!!!
4. This book was banned for twenty-three years;
5. Jia Baoyu's soul once possessed the author of this book for 17 seconds;
6. Every person who reads this book will want to commit suicide and fail;
7. This book can determine whether a reader is mentally normal;
8. If you laugh immediately after reading this book, then you are normal—please buy a copy;
9. If you don’t laugh immediately after reading this book but laugh after thinking for a while, then please write to the author, and the author will decide whether to send you a copy;
10. If you finish reading it without laughing at all, then please write to the author, and the author will cover some of your medical expenses, as you are already ill;
11. Except for the first item, all others are jokes—please don’t believe them. If you do, I’ll take legal action against you;
12. Due to the speed of writing, it seems like the seventh item was skipped. Please find it. If you do, you must buy a copy, because you have the ability to see through the heavens!