Shopping Joke

Author: Wu Longchun, Editor-in-Chief
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Publish Date: 2004-04-01
Features: This book is part of the "Business Jokes" series, specifically the "Shopping Jokes" volume. Although it's a collection of jokes, as you laugh and laugh again, you'll not only feel physically and mentally refreshed but may also gain insights into profound wisdom and communication skills. As the saying goes, "From Nanjing to Beijing, the buyer is never as sharp as the seller." The "shrewd businessman" refers to this very point. If a business doesn't profit, it's foolish. To Fuller says, "The person who finds fault is the buyer." Peter says, "People don't go shopping just to browse, but they always end up buying something." This is the "clever customer." To Fuller also says, "A transaction where neither party profits is a trade between fools." The "rules of commodity transactions" explain this principle. Above, except for "Ignorance and Misunderstanding," I hope that in addition to bringing you, me, and others joy, you may also derive some benefits from it. Finally, we must remind readers that this is a collection of jokes, and our ultimate goal is to have everyone laugh and enjoy. The power of laughter is the power of life; only those who can laugh can truly live; only those who dare to laugh can live boldly; only those who love to laugh can love life. You say, isn't that right? Let our minds be more peaceful, let our lives be brighter, and let joy and laughter stay forever.