Little humor. Great wisdom. Complete collection.

Author: Long Fei (Compiler)
Publisher:
Publish Date: 2005-11-01
Features:
Leave Early: An employee has been absent for two days. When he comes to the office on the third day, the boss complains, "What have you been doing these two days?" The employee replies, "I accidentally fell from the third-floor window onto the street." The boss furiously asks, "Does it take two days to fall from the third floor?"
Wisdom: In the workplace, it's not scary to find yourself in a passive situation—no one is a master of everything. However, allowing a bad situation to worsen is a problem of responsibility. As in the humor above, since "I accidentally fell from the third-floor window onto the street" (regardless of whether the reason is absurd), why didn't you take leave in time?
Insight: A businessman and his friend were invited to dinner at a professor's home. During the meal, a guest asked if he liked Shakespeare. He replied, "Yes, but I like whiskey more." Everyone was speechless. On the way home, his friend said, "You're so foolish. Why did you say 'whiskey'? Shakespeare isn't a drink—it's a type of cheese."
Wisdom: When our ignorance is discovered by others through ourselves, the result is tragic. What's even more tragic is when we use our own ignorance to educate others' ignorance.
No Unemployment: One person said, "If all men were put on one island and all women on another, unemployment would be solved." "Why?" "Because everyone would be busy building ships, and no one would be idle."
Wisdom: The motivation to do things often comes from strong desires deep in the subconscious. By skillfully utilizing your reasonable desires, you will always be filled with confidence and hope.
Leave Early: An employee has been absent for two days. When he comes to the office on the third day, the boss complains, "What have you been doing these two days?" The employee replies, "I accidentally fell from the third-floor window onto the street." The boss furiously asks, "Does it take two days to fall from the third floor?"
Wisdom: In the workplace, it's not scary to find yourself in a passive situation—no one is a master of everything. However, allowing a bad situation to worsen is a problem of responsibility. As in the humor above, since "I accidentally fell from the third-floor window onto the street" (regardless of whether the reason is absurd), why didn't you take leave in time?
Insight: A businessman and his friend were invited to dinner at a professor's home. During the meal, a guest asked if he liked Shakespeare. He replied, "Yes, but I like whiskey more." Everyone was speechless. On the way home, his friend said, "You're so foolish. Why did you say 'whiskey'? Shakespeare isn't a drink—it's a type of cheese."
Wisdom: When our ignorance is discovered by others through ourselves, the result is tragic. What's even more tragic is when we use our own ignorance to educate others' ignorance.
No Unemployment: One person said, "If all men were put on one island and all women on another, unemployment would be solved." "Why?" "Because everyone would be busy building ships, and no one would be idle."
Wisdom: The motivation to do things often comes from strong desires deep in the subconscious. By skillfully utilizing your reasonable desires, you will always be filled with confidence and hope.