Hunting Hot Men. The Final Chapter

Author: STEIN
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Publish Date: 2006-06-01
Features: The first creation work of the queen of internet pranks! The content of this book is absurd and bizarre, a bit nonsensical, told in the first-person perspective. I got shocked into ancient times and even brought a box of "Joan of Arc" brand hymen. Could it be that there's a fated connection between me and "Joan of Arc"? Maybe heaven felt pity for me, a young woman who died young, so it let me use "Joan of Arc" to torment the handsome men in ancient times? Thus, my journey in ancient times began—first, I married a bamboo, then I married a chocolate. The heavens truly looked after me, even making my wedding this exciting! Though I was now married, this little red plum was unwilling to wither in the wall. Meanwhile, the person behind my ancient journey, who had been shrouded in mystery, finally began to emerge. Waiting for me was a new romance, or a greater disaster? Despite the hardships and disasters, I still led my "powerful" guard team on my journey in ancient times.
Goddess Brother! I suddenly lifted the red veil and was pleasantly surprised to see Goddess Brother stepping into the hall. He was dressed in snow-white robes, as always, ethereal and transcendent. His deep eyes were as passionate and yearning as ever, stirring my heart. That immense joy of a long-awaited reunion, mixed with the great sorrow of seeing the one I loved marry someone else, made his fair skin flush unusually red. Goddess Brother looked intently at me, his eyes still only focused on me, while the others remained at the table.
"Sweetheart, I'm here to pick you up!" Goddess Brother hurried toward me. Due to Goddess Brother's sudden appearance, the hall fell silent for a moment. Then, his second shocking statement caused an uproar among the guests. Bamboo turned furiously toward me and questioned loudly, "Sweetheart?!" Then, he grabbed me and pulled me behind him, blocking me from Goddess Brother. Goddess Brother and Bamboo showed their swords, and the atmosphere of the wedding banquet turned tense. Back then, Goddess Brother and Bamboo's playful duel almost cost me my life at the dinner table. I wonder what kind of disaster this second fight will bring?
My right eyelid twitched violently. After lifting the veil, I glanced around and noticed the little rabbit in the corner, who had been drinking alone, was now standing up, his eyes bloodshot as he stared at Goddess Brother. The wine cup in his hand was already crushed. When he saw me looking at him, his gaze locked onto my face before slowly shifting to the jade pendant around my waist. He gave a sorrowful and helpless smile. My heart ached suddenly, and I turned my head away.
Now, the three of them were rivals, their eyes burning with resentment. Oh! It was like stepping into a rabbit's nest! Currently, the financial situation in "Renmin Bi" is marked by internal struggles, with "Mei Jing" watching from the sidelines with predatory eyes. The prospects are not optimistic! Goddess Brother made the first move, trying to snatch me from behind Bamboo. Bamboo quickly wrapped his hands in his sleeves, blocking Goddess Brother's attack with his left palm while gently supporting and guiding me to sit safely under the banquet table for dozens of guests.
Not really? I got destined for life the first time I watched a fight from under the table? Could it be that the table has become my exclusive guest seat? Can I appeal? Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it, otherwise, I'd be wasting Bamboo's kindness in letting me watch the show. I casually moved two small dishes from the table above and ate while watching. Bamboo knew Goddess Brother was a master of poisons, so he had already covered his exposed skin tightly. Perhaps out of consideration for the auspicious day, Bamboo didn't use his killing moves at first. Meanwhile, Goddess Brother, probably mindful of the other guests, didn't use his poisons either, so he was slightly at a disadvantage. Overall, the early struggles within "Renmin Bi" were not intense.
After exchanging dozens of moves, Goddess Brother's face showed frustration. Finally, ignoring others, he unleashed his "poisonous handsome man" skills. With a wave of his hand, several people fell to the ground. As the saying goes, "A man without poison is no man!" And to think, Goddess Brother's stylish poison-throwing stance made me he was truly a who fed chickens and raised pigs! Oh, even throwing poison was so handsome! The guests in the hall, who had been watching the fight like spectators, were now in a panic as the battle began to affect them. Elder Zhang Jin, clever as he was, shouted, "Saintess! Be careful!" and quickly ducked under the table. I glared fiercely at him, and he gave me an apologetic smile in return.
Goddess Brother fought more fiercely, his movements becoming sloppy, while Bamboo pressed relentlessly, never letting up. The little rabbit in the corner, who had been red-eyed, finally couldn't hold back and leaped into the fight.
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