G Minor March 2

Author: Xiao Ni Zi
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Publish Date: 2006-03-01
Features: "Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was playing by the forest. Suddenly, she slipped and accidentally dropped the crystal ball on the ground. The crystal ball rolled and rolled, disappearing into the bushes. The bushes were eerie, and the princess dared not enter, crying desperately outside. At that moment, an enormous pig head emerged from the bushes and said loudly, 'Princess, princess~ I can help you find the golden ball, but—haha, would you kiss me? If you kiss me, I'll turn into a prince~ and you'll be the princess~ It would be perfect! The whole country would celebrate, even Jesus Grandpa would shed tears of excitement.' Because the pig head was so verbose, the anxious princess nodded without listening to the end and agreed. The crystal ball was found, and the princess, as promised, gently kissed the pig head. Would it really turn into a handsome prince? The princess's heart raced—thump, thump, thump! In a flash of lightning—the princess had turned into a fat pig too! The pig she had just encountered was now covered in golden light (having upgraded to the golden version), laughing triumphantly with its hands on its hips: '~^O^~ Wow, I told you so—starting today, I'm the Pig Head Prince, and you're the Pig Head Princess!'”“Haha~, Xizheng, what do you think of this story? Doesn't it remind you of you andXX?” Since moving back to this city, I could only surf the internet when I was bored. Today, finally, Xizheng was online—haha~, of course, I had to tease him.“Boring, what kind of story is this~?” Xizheng's reply box popped out a few cold words. The guy always had a poker face, even when chatting online.“Boring??! Quan Xizheng, look carefully~ This is a philosophical story. Look what's written after the asterisk: 'Whether you're a princess in a fancy lace dress or a Cinderella who lost her glass slipper, you will definitely meet the prince of your life. True love will come—love like a star, shining brightly!!'”I quickly typed out these words, squinted my eyes, and stared at the sentence after the asterisk for two seconds before hitting the send button. Soon, Xizheng's reply came:“You're already bright enough, like a 'Morning Star'.”Ugh, this guy, this guy, this guy~ I originally wanted to use the story of the perverted pig head to mock him and Qicai, but I ended up getting played by him, and he even dared to bring up the ridiculous nickname Qicai gave me! Where am I bright? Where am I like a 'Morning Star'??! Qicai's imagination is already troublesome, but even Xizheng this bastard is joining in the nonsense! It's truly true—birds of a feather flock together, and so do their spouses!!P011-012