Lin Changzhi Tells Stories: The MeMe Version

Author: Lin Changzhi
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Publish Date: 2005-08-01
Features: Super absurd, super hilarious, super exciting, inspires spiritual thinking, activates innovative creativity.
① Seven dwarfs enter the house. Compress Man 7: Oh my god! Big brother, there's a giant beast on our bed! Compress Man 1: Don't be ridiculous, it's clearly a girl. She's just a bit big, probably due to nuclear radiation, genetic mutation.
② Compress Man 3: Big brother, someone ate our braised pork! Compress Man 1: Don't overreact, she must be tired and hungry. Compress Man 3: This appetite is too big! This huge pot of braised pork is our food for the whole week! Compress Man 1: Look at your lack of ambition.
③ Let's try to wake her up and ask her first. Compress Man 3: Big brother, it's dangerous. I think we shouldn't wake her up, what if she eats us?
④ Compress Man 1: Coward! Everyone, let Compress Man 3 hide outside. What a shame! Compress Man 7, go wake her up.
⑤ Compress Man 7: Big brother, why me? This is something the eldest should do! Compress Men 2-6: Go!
⑥ Compress Man 1: Fine, you win. I'll do it, but you guys wait behind and see. Hey? Damn it! These guys are such losers. They run away so fast. Hey, (shaky voice) Are you the person sleeping on our bed? Can you wake up now? Oh, my phone's out of credit. Compress Man 3, come in.
⑦ Compress Man 3 at the door shouts: Stop it! Pretending to take a phone call. This book tells a series of little-known stories in modern vernacular, including: The Ugly Duckling, Little Red Riding Hood, The Frog Prince, Snow White, Kuafu Chasing the Sun, and Ma Liang with the Magic Brush.