Don't love me, it's not enough nice, is it?

Author: Gui Gui
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Publish Date: 2006-10-01
Features: On the birthday of handsome An Zhe, a strange, chubby girl named Tang Tang jumped off a building and squashed him into a frog shape. It was said that she jumped because looking at him made her want to vomit, so she came specifically to throw up on him. A guy named Xiong Hao Yi, who studies astrology, told him that the canvas bag he picked up halfway to block the vomit was a mysterious gift sent by heaven. An Zhe became interested in the diary inside the bag. In the process of searching for the owner of the canvas bag, the chubby girl who hit him kept bumping into him again and again—was she an enemy or a helper in finding the bag's owner? What kind of fun things would happen between them? Stay tuned for Gui Gui's new book!
Tang Tang was drunk again. She patted her face, which felt a bit warm, but the texture was still the same—plump and soft. Tang Tang thought her face might look like an apple, or maybe a tomato. But whatever it was, it should be bright red. Compared to other bars or tea houses, "Let's Play" had many more entertainment options, but the ventilation was really poor. For example, right now, the "Bubble Room" was stuffy, requiring deep breaths every five seconds to feel comfortable. Even iced beer could make her face feel hot. How strange.
Tang Tang pushed open the door and walked to the corridor window. She opened the window and peered out while randomly thinking.
"Huh! How can it be so hot?" she muttered, pressing her hands against the corridor window, trying to stick her head out for some fresh air.
Tang Tang used her hands and knees to push herself further out. Unexpectedly, with a loud clack, the tiles on the outside of the windowsill suddenly fell off. Her hands lost support instantly, and she tumbled out like a ball.
"！！！"
"Aiyoh!" Tang Tang felt the wind whistling past her ears. Before she could even enjoy the thrill of falling from a height, she landed with a thump on the ground.
"Eh? Why isn't it painful? It's so soft. This must be my bed?" Really comfortable. Tang Tang dozed off drowsily.
Li An Zhe's birthday was today, and Xiong Hao Yi had arranged a terrible party for him at "Let's Play." And yet, he was supposed to receive a mysterious gift? Those girls in poor outfits, giving him lackluster, uncreative gifts like teddy bears, music boxes, perfumes, razors, or belts—none of which seemed like the mysterious gift Xiong Hao Yi had described. What a liar!
Li An Zhe excused himself to the bathroom to escape the crowd, but the moment he stepped outside, he was squashed into a frog shape. How unlucky could he be? The worst part was that the "frog" on his back didn't seem to want to move at all. Li An Zhe pushed the "frog" off his back with a force.
When he turned around, he saw the girl who hit him was a chubby, long-haired girl. Angel? Please! It seemed unlikely that an angel would be so fat. And aliens probably wouldn't look this much like humans either! Jumping off a building? That must be it!
Li An Zhe looked up. Luckily, "Let's Play" only had two floors, or he might have been flattened into a photo right now. Who was so foolish to commit suicide here? He flipped the ball-shaped, chubby girl over, and a strong smell of alcohol hit his face.
Li An Zhe frowned: "So she's drunk."
A cool night breeze, the icy stone pavement—lying down felt incredibly comfortable. Tang Tang sobered up slightly. She opened her eyes and dimly saw a large male face leaning over her. Without thinking, Tang Tang shouted: "Unlawful touching! Unlawful!"
Li An Zhe quickly covered her mouth and growled resentfully: "Figure out who's being touched here! You fell from the building and hit me!" But would a drunk understand any of this?
Tang Tang quickly got up and looked at the stairs...