Naked Language: A Life Dictionary That Defies Common Sense: A Life Dictionary That Defies Common Sense (Diamond Revised Edition)

Author: Xue Weimin
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Publish Date: 2003-09-02
Features: 146 exquisite illustrations, 402 "devilish" answers that defy common sense, humorous language style, genuinely expresses people's inner feelings. This is a book that stimulates your facial expressions, a wise and humorous dictionary of life's truth. It not only brings you a knowing laugh but also requires the courage to face reality. It tells people—humans; this is a mammal that matures sexually and has two mating seasons a year, with each lasting six months.
Rival: This is a speculator who drives up prices. He can make the shares you own appreciate further.
Universal lover: Essentially, this is a group of cultivators who are still stuck in the stage of slash-and-burn farming, yet remain obsessed with planting extensively with little yield.
Beauty trap: In short, it is a strategy where men scheme behind closed doors while women win the game in bed.
Fleeting lover: This is a kind of woman's nature that men both desire and curse. When he wants to get a woman, he hopes she is a fleeting lover; when he is dumped by a woman, he curses her for being one. But cursing is useless—women are made of water, sisters of flowers, and it's hard for them not to flow with the tide and drift with the wind.