Hunting Hot Men (The Final Chapter)

Author: STEIN/Nationality: Mainland China
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Publish Date: 2006-06-01
Features: The First Creation Work of the Internet Meme Queen! The content of this book is absurd and bizarre, a bit nonsensical, told in the first-person perspective. I was shocked into the ancient world, carrying a box of "Joan of Arc" brand hymen. Could it be that I and "Joan of Arc" have some fated destiny? Maybe heaven was pitying me for dying young, so it let me use "Joan of Arc" to torment the handsome men in the ancient world? Thus, my journey in the ancient world began—first, I married bamboo, then I married chocolate. The heavens truly looked after me; even my wedding was so spectacular! Though I was married, this little red plum refused to wither in the wall. Meanwhile, the person behind my ancient journey finally emerged from the fog, and what awaited me was either a new romance or a greater disaster? Despite the hardships and trials, I still led my "powerful" guard team on my journey in the ancient world.
Divine Brother! I suddenly lifted the red veil and was pleasantly surprised to see Divine Brother stepping into the hall. He was dressed in snow-white robes, as always, ethereal and transcendent. His deep eyes were as passionate and yearning as ever, stirring my heart. That immense joy of a long-awaited reunion, mixed with the great grief of seeing the one I loved marry someone else, made his fair skin flush unusually red. Divine Brother looked intently at me, his eyes still fixed solely on me, while the others were still at the table.
" Wife, I'm here to pick you up!" Divine Brother hurried toward me. Due to Divine Brother's sudden appearance, the hall fell silent for a moment. Then, his second shocking statement caused an uproar among the guests. Bamboo turned furiously toward me and sharply questioned, "Wife?!" Then, he grabbed me and pulled me behind him, blocking me from Divine Brother.
Divine Brother and Bamboo's tension escalated, and the atmosphere of the wedding banquet turned tense. Back then, Divine Brother and Bamboo's playful duel almost cost me my life at the dinner table. I wonder what kind of disaster this second fight will bring? My right eyelid was jumping uncontrollably. After lifting the veil, I glanced around and noticed the little rabbit in the corner, who had been drinking alone, now standing up, his eyes bloodshot as he stared at Divine Brother. The wine glass in his hand was already shattered.
When he saw me looking at him, his gaze locked onto my face before slowly shifting to the jade pendant around my waist. A sorrowful and helpless smile touched his lips. My heart ached suddenly, and I turned away. Now, the three of them were rivals, their eyes burning with resentment. Oh! It was like stepping into a rabbit's nest!
Currently, the financial situation in "Ren Min Bi" is marked by internal struggles, with "Mei Jing" watching from the sidelines with predatory eyes. The prospects are not optimistic!
Divine Brother made the first move, trying to snatch me from behind Bamboo. Bamboo quickly wrapped his hands in his sleeves, blocking and pushing Divine Brother's attack with his left hand while gently supporting and guiding me to sit safely under the banquet table with dozens of guests.
Not really? The first time I watched a fight from under the table, I was destined for life? Could the table be my exclusive guest seat? Can I appeal? Since it's already here, I might as well make the best of it, otherwise, I'd be wasting Bamboo's kindness in letting me watch the show.
I casually took two small dishes from the table above and ate while watching. Bamboo knew Divine Brother was a master of poisons, so he had already covered his exposed skin tightly. Perhaps mindful of the auspicious day, Bamboo didn't use his killing moves at first. Meanwhile, Divine Brother, probably considering the other guests, didn't unleash his poisons, so he was slightly at a disadvantage. Overall, the early struggles within "Ren Min Bi" were not intense.
After exchanging dozens of moves, Divine Brother's face grew increasingly frustrated. Finally, ignoring the others, he unleashed his "poisonous handsome man" move. With a flick of his hand, several people fell to the ground. As the saying goes, "There's no man without poison!"
Watching Divine Brother's stylish poison-throwing stance, I couldn't help but admire him—truly a (virtuous wife) who could raise chickens and pigs! Oh, even throwing poison is so handsome!
The guests in the hall, who had been watching the battle like spectators, started to panic when the fighting threatened them. Elder Zhang Jin, clever as he was, shouted, "Saintess! Be careful!" and quickly ducked under the table. I glared fiercely at him, and he gave me an apologetic smile in return.
Divine Brother grew more frantic, making more mistakes, while Bamboo pressed relentlessly, never letting up. The little rabbit in the corner, whose eyes had already turned red, couldn't hold back anymore and leaped into the fight.
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