Anti-Language Ghost Infiltration - Super Language Fairy Tale

Author: Yang Peng
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Publish Date: 2006-06-01
Features: Believe it or not? In the vast universe, there is an anti-language planet. Why is it called the anti-language planet? Because everything on this planet is the opposite of language on Earth. For example, people on Earth cannot write with spelling mistakes or grammatical errors, but on the anti-language planet, people must use spelling mistakes and grammatical errors; otherwise, they commit a crime and go to jail. For example, people on Earth speak with grammar and pay attention to the order of the subject, predicate, and object, but on the anti-language planet, it is strictly forbidden to speak according to grammar; otherwise, they commit a great crime and are beheaded. For example, it is a matter of course on Earth that a certain writer wrote a certain work, but on the anti-language planet, it is necessary to mix up names. For instance, Wu Cheng'en wrote Journey to the West and Luo Guanzhong wrote Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but they must reverse it, saying that Journey to the West was written by Luo Guanzhong and Romance of the Three Kingdoms was written by Wu Cheng'en. Things that should not interfere with each other are made chaotic, and they are confused. How special a planet is this! On this planet, everything is a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error: high mountains are a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error, the sea is a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error, the rain that falls is a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error, and the food they eat is also a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error. Even the houses are built with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. The animals on this planet are all spelling mistakes plus grammatical errors: a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error horse, a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error cow, a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error tiger, a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error elephant, a spelling mistake plus a grammatical error whale, and all kinds of various spelling mistake plus grammatical error monsters. They all live by eating spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. People cannot live on such a planet. On this planet, all sorts of frightening anti-language ghosts float, and their highest ruler is the anti-language demon, Washa. Washa the demon has a magic wand called the anti-language magic wand. As long as Washa the demon is willing, he can create all kinds of extremely destructive spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. No one dares to provoke him. What he says is worth ten thousand words, and no one can provoke him. The ghosts on the anti-language planet speak all kinds of strange grammatical errors, and if you are an Earthling, you definitely won't understand what they are saying. For example, one day, Washa the demon was talking to his prime minister, Gu Lu Guai:
Demon: "The great universe is the anti-language planet!"
Gu Lu Guai: "It's not the great universe that is the language planet of Earthlings!"
Demon: "Earthlings must conquer me!"
Gu Lu Guai: "Then let's act quickly."