Niu Mao Jia Fei - A Nonsensical Cat: A Nonsensical Cat

Author: Zuo Dao Dao
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Publish Date: 2006-02-01
Features: Here is recorded a very special cat. Its fur is especially long, its temper is especially bad, and its claws are especially sharp. It is especially eager to learn, so every book in the house has pages torn by it. It has great endurance and will always see a task through to the end. It is very frugal with food, leaving no trace of cat food no matter how much is put out. It has a very strong sense of self-esteem and gets angry with anyone who calls it fat. It is extremely smart, never forgetting which compartment of the fridge the is kept in. It is also extremely foolish, often suffering from intermittent amnesia when burying its poop. It is also very good at flattery, often tearing off a rag and placing it by the pillow as a gift for its mother. Its name is also very special—Bull Cat Garfield!
Here is recorded a very special cat. Its fur is especially long, its temper is especially bad, and its claws are especially sharp. It is especially eager to learn, so every book in the house has pages torn by it. It has great endurance and will always see a task through to the end. It is very frugal with food, leaving no trace of cat food no matter how much is put out. It has a very strong sense of self-esteem and gets angry with anyone who calls it fat. It is extremely smart, never forgetting which compartment of the fridge the is kept in. It is also extremely foolish, often suffering from intermittent amnesia when burying its poop. It is also very good at flattery, often tearing off a rag and placing it by the pillow as a gift for its mother. Its name is also very special—Bull Cat Garfield!