"The Thief's Investigation" - The Most Exciting, Mysterious, and Suspenseful Novel

Author: Edward D. Hoch
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Publication Date: 2006-01-01
Features: Nick Wilder is the only wise thief. He completes the theft tasks assigned by his employers through meticulous planning and superior burglar skills. He is very selective about his targets, stealing only worthless items but earning hefty commissions, gaining respect and envy among both police and thieves. He doesn’t steal gems, money, or military intelligence, but he will steal an entire swimming pool of water, a toy, a comb for a bald man, a faded flag, a playing card, a menu, or even kidnap a kitten. Despite these items seeming worthless, each of Nick Wilder’s thefts plunges him into a huge conspiracy. To clear his name, Nick Wilder must delve into the investigation, uncover fatal clues, and find the real culprit. Edward D. Hoch is one of the most famous suspense mystery masters of the modern era, former president of the American Mystery Writers Association, and has written over 800 short stories, earning the title of the King of Short-Story Suspense. His most representative characters include the thief Nick Wilder, Detective Leopold, Mr. Sam Hawthorne, and others. The Queen’s Menu The Queen’s Menu While Nick Wilder was dining at one of Atlantic City’s luxurious casino restaurants on the sidewalk, he heard someone mention the Queen for the first time. Across the table from him sat Rost Wilder, a figure involved in small-scale organized crime, who had hired Nick’s special talents more than once in the past. “Has your business decreased recently?” he asked while chewing duck. “Not at all, I think I can do as much as I want.” Wilder grumbled, “I thought the Queen was stealing your territory.” “Who?” “Sandra Paris. Claims to be the Queen.” Rost reached into his vest pocket and pulled out a business card, handing it to Nick. It simply read: The Queen accomplishes the impossible before breakfast. A New York City phone number was printed in the lower left corner. “I heard about this person for the first time. What does she do?” Nick admitted. “It’s about the impossible things you do, just like you, but she doesn’t have the same principles about what she steals.” “I’m going to meet her,” Nick murmured. After finishing his meal, he signaled the waiter for coffee. “Now, let’s get down to business. What can I do for you, Rost?” The burly man reached for his glass. “I want you to steal a room full of furniture.” “Stop right there, Rost. You know I don’t steal anything valuable.” “Come on, Nick, this isn’t diamonds, securities, or a batch of cocaine! It’s just furniture! In a guy’s study in Maryland. You could”“Sorry, Rost, you know my principles. No money, jewels, paintings—no valuable items. I steal only worthless things, I’ve made a name for myself, and I’m doing well. I don’t want to change. A room full of furniture isn’t in my line.” “Are you reconsidering?” “No way.” “Alright then,” Wilder said regretfully, “I guess I’ll have to find someone else.” “Who are you going to find?” Nick asked curiously. “I guess I’ll have to look for the Queen.”