Brain NEW

Author: Karin
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Publish Date: 2003-01-01
Features: For a long time, my enduring writing themes have come from three sources. First, English: short words, maxims, and the way we speak. Second, like most comedians, it's what I call the "little world"—the petty things we experience every day, like driving, eating, pets, relationships, and daydreaming. Third, I call it the "big world": war, politics, race, death, and social issues. Although not actually verified, I believe this book closely reflects the balance among these three.
Karin said, "The only good thing about religion is music."
"You'll never know what you look like in sunglasses."
"If you can't beat your enemy, let someone else beat him for you."
"Sometimes, a little brain damage is actually good."
"Hey, take a VCR to the funeral—get a close-up of the deceased's nose hair!"
"What kind of cancer have you never heard of? Heart cancer!"
"Moths fly to the light because they want to see the words printed on the bulb."
"Beware of pretentious people!"
"Is the pen mightier than the sword? No! It should be the computer mightier than nuclear weapons."
"Cemeteries start with only one corpse—unless it's a mass murderer."