Liu Ywei bows (with disc included)

Author: Dongfang Yetaan Program Group
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Publish Date: 2005-03-01
Features: Using a humorous and hilarious approach to chat about current events, interpreting care for ordinary lives. With a funny method to spice up news, boil life! Stimulate your brain nerves, bring you a good mood, and make you laugh out loud! A collection of the program highlights of the signature show "Dongfang Yetaan" hosted by Liu Ywei! Incorporating TV style, it's a revolutionary breakthrough for joke books! Packed with jokes and brilliant ideas, once you see it, you won't be able to put it down! From "Everyday Diet" to today's "Dongfang Yetaan," Liu Ywei has made the public pay attention and identify with him at an astonishing speed. At the end of the year, he presents his growth and changes to everyone through this book, "Liu Ywei's Bow." The book collects the highlights of "Dongfang Yetaan" hosted by Liu Ywei. He shares his experiences, tells jokes, and lets the readers feel the joy and humor of life in every detail. "TV" Xiao Cai adds humor, and the two go back and forth, teasing each other, with plenty of laughs. The bonus "Dongfang Yetaan" behind-the-scenes VCD is fantastic, featuring behind-the-scenes stories, a humorous decryption of the show's production process, outtakes, and an interview with Liu Ywei. If you want to know Liu Ywei, want to hear the best jokes, and want to see the interesting behind-the-scenes of "Dongfang Yetaan," this book is a must-have. Liu Ywei has published a book!! The host of the national top-tier TV entertainment talk show "Dongfang Yetaan," Liu Ywei, is bringing a new book to readers in December 2004. This book, endorsed by Liu Ywei, collects all the highlights of "Dongfang Yetaan" since its launch over a year ago, based on the original show format, divided into opening acts, current event chats, fun topics, and TV shorts. The opening act tells you what the best joke is; it's guaranteed to make you laugh out loud! Current event chats cover big and small news, everything is discussed; with a bit of postmodern deconstruction, just laugh it off. Fun topics present interesting social hotspots with witty, exclusive commentary, offering a fresh perspective on the world, and delivering laughs in bundles. In the small scenes of TV shorts, there's a big vision; their goal is to capture the humor of life. The book is accompanied by humorous and funny images of Liu Ywei and Xiao Cai ("Dongfang Yetaan" co-hosts), aiming to fully showcase the show's humor style of "turning gravity into laughter, and laughter into relief" and "in a vast world, laugh it all away." Readers interested in Liu Ywei, "Dongfang Yetaan," and humor jokes will find complete satisfaction, showcasing Liu Ywei's intellectual and charming man flavor, enjoying the funniest and most memorable news, current events, entertainment joke collections, "Dongfang Yetaan," laugh it away.
1. Opening Act
Two days ago, I went to my sister's house, and her little niece asked me, "Uncle, why did you stutter when you interviewed Liu Zi?" I said, "I didn't stutter." She said, "I know why, because you like her." Look, it's too unfair to me. The child still insisted: "Uncle, you can't like Liu Zi." I said, "Yes, I don't like her, I have a wife." And do you know what she said next: "You both have the surname Liu, so liking her is like same-sex marriage." She even made up a word.
2. Current Event Chats
This year, 2.8 million graduates are striving to sign contracts. University employment has always been a hot topic, especially this year, with graduates reaching 2.8 million. This is good news, as the country will introduce multiple policies to help college students find jobs. Speaking of this, our plump editor also planned to find a secretary the other day and even took an online personality test—22 equals what. The three girls who applied for the job gave three different answers: one said 4, one said 22, and one said either 4 or 22. When checked online, the girl who said 4 was considered very innocent, the girl who said 22 was considered more complex, and the girl who said either 4 or 22 was considered smooth. Oh, Xiao Cai, what did the plump editor say later?
Xiao Cai: He said just one thing—get the one who is the most beautiful!
3. Fun Pack-Up
Self-Made Mistake
A hit song is worth a fortune, welcome to "Dongfang Yetaan." Some viewers may have just turned on the elevator and rushed straight to our show with lightning speed, just like me. Using a technical term, this is called self-made mistake. A few days ago, a gossip reporter asked Li Shaohong two questions in a row: "Li Shaohong, are you still planning to make a sequel to your show 'Youzi Hongle'?" Li Shaohong said, "Bro, sorry, a little quieter, it's orange, not tangerine." A Hong Kong reporter, after the compensation case involving, asked him, "Xie Fengming, was the hit-and-run intentional or unintentional?" Andy Lau was filming his new movie "Big Head, Big Wisdom" in Beijing and also encountered a reporter. The reporter asked, "Andy Lau, which of your movies do you like the most?" Andy Lau said "Dark War" and asked the reporter back, "What do you think?" The reporter pretended to be sorry and said, "I've been quite busy recently." Andy Lau said, "Oh, it seems you've been busy for the past four years." (Audience: Liu Ywei, why do you only talk about gossip reporters? Why not sports reporters?)
Sports Mistake? Teacher Han Qiaosheng is here. Last week, Yao Ming participated in a basketball game in Tianjin and was supposed to walk around the court before the game. A sports reporter reported this situation in a casual way and turned it into this: "Viewers, this is the Tianjin Stadium, and Yao Ming will be walking around the court for a week." When it comes to classic mistakes, it has to be our camera brother. Don't underestimate him; our camera brother has shot countless celebrities before joining our team, like Liu Xiaoqing, Mao Amin, Su Yongkang, Xie Tingfeng, and so on. Camera brother, can you tell us which team you were with before?
Camera: "Legal Affairs in Progress" (Behind-the-Scenes)
One day, our camera brother went to a crime scene to shoot and even got close to the police: "Hey, buddy, do you think this person committed suicide?" The police gave him a hard glare, and the camera brother looked down at the ground and said, "Oh, it's a dismemberment case."
4. Short Drama Time
The program team received many letters from viewers, and to summarize, almost every male viewer mentioned one topic—their wives or girlfriends being too tough. Is it that serious? There's no such situation in my family. My wife and I have a clear agreement: when we agree, we listen to me; when we disagree, we listen to her! Of course, it's not very objective to talk about my own situation, but take, for example, Shen Xiaodi in our team, who recently started dating. His girlfriend is very easygoing, with a of just two words—"whatever." But Shen Xiaodi eventually broke up with her. What happened? Let's find out.
Narrator: On a dark and stormy afternoon, Shen Xiaodi and his girlfriend were holding hands on their way to a restaurant.
Shen Xiaodi: Honey, let's eat Sichuan cuisine today.
Girlfriend: Sichuan chefs only know how to add chili, they often get so angry they forget to put the food on the plate.
Shen Xiaodi: Then let's eat Cantonese food!
Girlfriend: Cantonese chefs are too stingy. Last time we had boiled live fish, the fish was still in the bowl eating coriander.
Shen Xiaodi: Let's just eat McDonald's!
Girlfriend: No, my brother will be angry. He's a KFC manager.
Shen Xiaodi: What do you want to eat?
Girlfriend: Whatever.
Narrator: Finally, they gave up on the idea of eating and, hungry and helpless, Shen Xiaodi had to prepare to go home with his girlfriend.
Shen Xiaodi: Honey, let's just go home. Wait for me, I'll take a taxi.
Girlfriend: No, taxis now have "New Driver on the Road" written on the back. What if you get a real new driver?
Shen Xiaodi: Then take the bus in front.
Girlfriend: Not worth it. Without air conditioning, you still pay the price of an air-conditioned car. You ask the conductor what the difference is between an ordinary bus and an air-conditioned one. They're very reasonable: the engine is at the back.
Shen Xiaodi: Let's walk home!
Girlfriend: Please, I'm wearing high heels. Can we switch shoes?
Shen Xiaodi: (Imagining the scene from "My" where Chaw Tai-han is wearing high heels, he shivers) Oh, forget it, forget it. Then how do we go home?
Girlfriend: Whatever.