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Author: Xiao Xiao Sheng
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Publish Date: 2005-01-01
Features: Hilarious wuxiaopu jokes! High-energy wuxiaopu online content! Amusing wuxiaopu humor! All in the history of the most powerful wuxiaopu treasury. With this book in hand, enjoy endless joy.
There was a student who didn’t go out through the school gate after class—he climbed over the wall. He was caught by the principal, who asked him, “Why climb over the wall when there’s a gate?” The student pointed to his clothes and said, “Bangwei—doesn’t take the ordinary path.” The principal said, “The wall is so high, how did you climb over it?” The student pointed to his pants and said, “Li-Ning—anything is possible.” The principal asked, “What was it like climbing over the wall?” The student pointed to his shoes and said, “Teepor—feeling like flying.” The principal said, “Then I’ll give you a serious demerit.” The student asked, “Why?” The principal said, “—my turf, my rules!”