QQ two-fingered thumbsing

Author: Xiao Fan
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Publish Date: 2004-01-01
Features: Adults chatting on QQ online is actually more like boxing, but without distinguishing between truth and age—it's men and women separated by the internet, wearing the guise of "love" and fighting fiercely with the mindset of "the joy of competing with others." They seek a sense of extreme indulgence in a virtual state to pass the time, as their real lives feel like a purgatory. Now, a new book with the scent of ink lies before me: QQ Two-Finger Zen. This is a newly created humorous read, featuring all his previously published humorous short stories in newspapers, but its main highlight is the "Two-Finger Zen" technique, which is called the "master's manual for picking up women online." It tells the secret methods of a starving poet in dealing with women on QQ, so deep that ordinary, innocent youths can only look at his back. QQ Two-Finger Zen has changed the author's previous habit of writing in Sichuanese; this time, he uses both Mandarin and Beijing dialect. Don't think he's a strong mimic or that he's skilled in Sichuanese writing—actually, he can't speak Sichuanese at all. His Sichuanese accent reminds one of the Japanese: "Kid, are there any Eighth Route Army soldiers?" It makes you shiver all over. According to his own words, we're at least a mixed breed of northern and southern origins. His previous creations were all popular jokes suitable for the common people. This time, he's playing with high technology (QQ counts as that, right?), mocking white-collar workers. It seems our tense nerves really need this guy to "pioneer" something, otherwise, with a grim face, he'd only harm himself and let down the audience. Wouldn't it be better to be a bit brighter?～!