I am stupid, so I am the boss.

Author: (USA) Scott Adams
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Publish Date: 2003-08-01
Features: Bestselling author in The New York Times, Dilbert management comics have sold globally over 6,000,000 copies. Power is justified, foolishness is! Without ruins, no bloody massacres; the survival game of office intrigue is still thrilling, exciting, and.
Excerpt: "At Atherton Bank, I want to withdraw two hundred yuan. What is your secret Swiss account number? I don’t have any secret accounts. I have a regular account. You’re wrong. I’ve changed all my accounts to secret Swiss accounts. Oh, okay, then what is my secret account number? That’s a secret. Then how do I withdraw? Your understanding seems a bit poor. Alright, alright, I’ll open a new account. Do you have a credit history with the bank before?"