Cat Owner Survival Guide or Dog Owner Survival Guide

Author: Martin Baxendale
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Publish Date: 2003-08-01
Features: A humorous look at life. This book explains classic life survival philosophies in the form of humorous comics. Its content is rich and covers a wide range of topics, with concise and popular language, accompanied by comic illustrations, making it a highly appreciable collection of humor.
Cat Owner Survival Guide: Cats are smart, playful, and adorable little furballs—they are our ideal pets and gentlest companions. But they can also turn into demons from hell, maliciously harming, destructively misbehaving, and emitting repulsive odors, making us wake up to nightmares every morning (sometimes even at night). This book teaches you how to deal with this little creature, how to fulfill the responsibilities of a cat owner, and how to handle the harm it inflicts on you (both physically and mentally), so that you and your beloved little cat can enjoy a long and loving relationship.
Note: For convenience, this book uses the term "cat owner," but we all know very well: cats don’t belong to us! These cruel little tyrants always demand our attention or indifference based on their mood, making us happy one moment and sad the next.
Dog Owner Survival Guide: Dogs are indeed "man’s best friend"; they are loyal, obedient, comforting, and always pleasing to be around. A little floppy-eared puppy is a child’s favorite pet, growing up with them and becoming a cherished member of the family. On the other hand, dogs can also transform into this image—barking nonstop, having a bad smell, drooling, getting fleas, shedding fur, destroying carpets, chewing shoes, scratching furniture, going wild at the mail carrier, sniffing people’s butts, having dirty paws, chasing cats until they cry, fighting with other dogs, and running everywhere—basically, a demon from hell who ruins your life and turns your lawn into a giant toilet! Some say: There are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners! Recently, members of the national "Bad Dog Owner Association" club tactfully asked us to point out that this statement is nonsense! After visiting our office and earnestly persuading us, I must admit: we really can’t agree with that! (p.s. Among readers, can anyone know a plastic surgeon who specializes in treating buttock bites?!)