A smile cures all diseases: Medical humor choice: Medical humor choice

Author: Ye Ping'an
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Publish Date: 2001-01-01
Features: There is an ancient Chinese saying, "A smile can cure a hundred diseases." The jokes selected in this book are all about medical topics. The author has extensively collected medical-related content and added some self-made ones, organizing them into a book following the professional classification methods of medicine. Humor can not only promote health and medical care but also appear in the form of medical content itself, which is already a form of humor. While laughing, you can also gain medical knowledge, truly achieving two benefits in one.
● Anatomy · Surface Tension Two physiologists were sitting by the window drinking water when a beautiful girl passed by. One of them stared at her intently, lost in a trance, forgetting himself and the world. The other, seeing this, teased, "What's so special about her? Brother! She's just like us—75% water, plus some other elements." "Yes," the other replied, "But have you seen her surface tension!"
Anatomist An anatomist finished his work and went to eat. His wife complained, "Why didn't you wash your hands before eating?" "Why wash my hands?" she asked, "They're clean. When I was dissecting, my hands were always raised."
Van Gogh's Ear An American artist wanted to hold an exhibition featuring the works of the famous painter Van Gogh, but he worried that not many people would come. So, he came up with a prank. He carved a cow's ear into the shape of a human ear and placed it in a small, exquisite velvet box, with a note underneath: "December 24, 1888, Van Gogh cut off this ear and gave it to his mistress, a French prostitute." As soon as the box was placed in the exhibition hall, it attracted a large number of visitors, and ticket sales greatly increased.
Cheating "Jim got caught cheating on the exam. Have you heard?" "What happened?" "He was taking the exam and was counting his ribs with his hand inside his clothes." "So what?" "That was the human anatomy exam."
The Difficulty of a Suicider An anatomy professor gave a student a makeup exam in anatomy, but the student kept getting answers wrong. The professor graded him as failing. A little later, a group of students came to the professor, saying that the student was extremely upset because he failed the exam. He had even threatened to stab his heart to end his life. The professor comforted them, saying, "Don't hurry, it's okay. Your classmate doesn't even know where the heart is.
Appendicitis Patient: "After my appendectomy, my weight has decreased by nearly 15 kilograms." Surgeon: "Don't lie. How can an appendix be that heavy!"
Two Things Ba Bi was very handsome and believed he could become a great football player. He went to a football club and found the coach.